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I don't have kids, and I'm glad after reading this story: apparently Disney is bringing out a Hannah Montana movie next week - which will apparently only be in theatres for one week.
Chaos, of course, is ensuing.
Way to give parents across America something else to worry about - making them feel like losers if they can't score a ticket to this movie.
Of course, that's standard procedure for Disney and its "vault" of classic animated films.
Screw you, Disney.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22716258/
 
When I looked at the title of this thread, I said to myself, "Finally, someone feels my sentiments exactly."
 
The theatre here has been selling advance tickets for a couple of weeks now. With that said, thank God I don't have any rugrats or else I would have to suffer through this maddening Miley Cyrus faze.
 
BigRed said:
I don't have kids, and I'm glad after reading this story: apparently Disney is bringing out a Hannah Montana movie next week - which will apparently only be in theatres for one week.
Chaos, of course, is ensuing.
Way to give parents across America something else to worry about - making them feel like losers if they can't score a ticket to this movie.
Of course, that's standard procedure for Disney and its "vault" of classic animated films.
Screw you, Disney.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22716258/

Someone couldn't score tickets ...
 
You watch, it'll be in theaters for the one week, then a month later, Disney will release it again ...."Back by Popular Demand!", making all the parents who desperately tried to get tickets for the first week to feel like fools.
 
Baron Scicluna said:
You watch, it'll be in theaters for the one week, then a month later, Disney will release it again ...."Back by Popular Demand!", making all the parents who desperately tried to get tickets for the first week to feel like fools.

Not quite. Those parents will be so happy because they'll believe they just increased their chances of their children loving them.
 
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I'm so glad my 4-year-old is young enough that she really doesn't know she's missing anything. She loves that stupid show.
 
My six-year-old watches the show, but she's really not overly crazy about it to the point of having to go to shows and this is the first I've seen about the movie.
 
slappy4428 said:
BigRed said:
I don't have kids, and I'm glad after reading this story: apparently Disney is bringing out a Hannah Montana movie next week - which will apparently only be in theatres for one week.
Chaos, of course, is ensuing.
Way to give parents across America something else to worry about - making them feel like losers if they can't score a ticket to this movie.
Of course, that's standard procedure for Disney and its "vault" of classic animated films.
Screw you, Disney.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22716258/

Someone couldn't score tickets ...
Yeah, I'm busted, Slap.
And as if to prove my point, check out the banner ad at the bottom of the page right now... talking about getting these "legendary classics before they disappear on January 31."
Yeesh.
 
BigRed said:
slappy4428 said:
BigRed said:
I don't have kids, and I'm glad after reading this story: apparently Disney is bringing out a Hannah Montana movie next week - which will apparently only be in theatres for one week.
Chaos, of course, is ensuing.
Way to give parents across America something else to worry about - making them feel like losers if they can't score a ticket to this movie.
Of course, that's standard procedure for Disney and its "vault" of classic animated films.
Screw you, Disney.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22716258/

Someone couldn't score tickets ...
Yeah, I'm busted, Slap.
And as if to prove my point, check out the banner ad at the bottom of the page right now... talking about getting these "legendary classics before they disappear on January 31."
Yeesh.

Umm... you don't have kids, right?
 
Gotta give Disney its due. They have taken a below-average animated character -- Mickey Mouse -- and made him probably the most famous in the world.
 
From the MSNBC story:

“It comes and it goes quickly,” says Bailey, also author of “Trillion Dollar Moms: Marketing to a New Generation of Moms.” “It prevents the market from getting over saturated with Hannah Montana-ism.”

Too late. In our life group from church, not a meeting goes by that one of two moms doesn't say something about Hannah Montana. Watching one chubby dad dance to Hannah on a Wii game was just too, too much. Thank goodness my 3-year-old daughter doesn't know who Hannah is.
 
slappy4428 said:
BigRed said:
slappy4428 said:
BigRed said:
I don't have kids, and I'm glad after reading this story: apparently Disney is bringing out a Hannah Montana movie next week - which will apparently only be in theatres for one week.
Chaos, of course, is ensuing.
Way to give parents across America something else to worry about - making them feel like losers if they can't score a ticket to this movie.
Of course, that's standard procedure for Disney and its "vault" of classic animated films.
Screw you, Disney.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22716258/

Someone couldn't score tickets ...
Yeah, I'm busted, Slap.
And as if to prove my point, check out the banner ad at the bottom of the page right now... talking about getting these "legendary classics before they disappear on January 31."
Yeesh.

Umm... you don't have kids, right?
Nope.
 
Flip Wilson said:
From the MSNBC story:

“It comes and it goes quickly,” says Bailey, also author of “Trillion Dollar Moms: Marketing to a New Generation of Moms.” “It prevents the market from getting over saturated with Hannah Montana-ism.”

Too late. In our life group from church, not a meeting goes by that one of two moms doesn't say something about Hannah Montana. Watching one chubby dad dance to Hannah on a Wii game was just too, too much. Thank goodness my 3-year-old daughter doesn't know who Hannah is.

If not for this site, I wouldn't know who Hannah is, either.
 
Simple solution.....If your kids want tickets to go see this movie, make them watch you have sex. I think the punishment fits the crime.

That way, everyone feels a little dirty inside, and everyone leaves feeling like it's something they don't ever want to see again.
 
Is that the concert 3D movie I've seen her promoting on Family, the channel that carries her awful show up here?

Oh yeah, and that show is ****. Same with The Suite Life Of Zach and Cody (although I like the mom for some reason) and That's So Raven.

Thank you. That is all.
 
Huggy said:
Is that the concert 3D movie I've seen her promoting on Family, the channel that carries her awful show up here?

Oh yeah, and that show is ****. Same with The Suite Life Of Zach and Cody (although I like the mom for some reason) and That's So Raven.

Thank you. That is all.

Ha. The mom on Suite Life isn't bad at all. Only thing about that show that doesn't suck.
 

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