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Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! said:
FWIW: Sarah Jane is a native of Charleston, W.Va.
Apparently she was not a candidate for the West Virginian of the Year award that went to Jennifer Garner
 
Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! said:
Apparently not.

;)

Guess she and the Good Doc have something in common.

Never wanted to shoot Ford. I did once think about shooting James Baker, but someone took care of it for me. And you can't shoot a guy in a wheelchair. It's just wrong.
 
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75cinept.phtml

One of my favorite Saturday Night Live sketches: Dangerous but Inept.
 
The relevant part of "The Gun Song" from Stephen Sondheim's "Assassins":

[SARA JANE MOORE]
I got this really great gun-
****, where is it?
No, it's really great --
Wait --

****, where is it?
Anyway
It's just a .38 --
But --
It's a gun.
You can make a statement
[Looks in purse, pulls out a hairibrush] Wrong!
With a gun --
Even if you fail.

It tells 'em who you are
Where you stand.
This one was on sale.
It -- no not the shoe --
Well, actually the shoe was, too.

[Looks in purse] No, that's not it --
****, I had it here --
Got it!

Yeah! There it is! And-

[JOHN WILKES BOOTH, CHARLES J. GUITEAU, LEON CZOLGOSZ]
All you have to do
Is crook your little finger,
Hook your little finger 'round-

[Gun goes off] [MOORE]
****, I shot it...

[BOOTH, GUITEAU, CZOLGOSZ]
-- And you can change the world
 
Bill Horton said:
Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! said:
FWIW: Sarah Jane is a native of Charleston, W.Va.
Apparently she was not a candidate for the West Virginian of the Year award that went to Jennifer Garner

Where did Rich Rodriguez finish in the voting?
 
HejiraHenry said:
Write-brained said:
Just in time to take a shot at W ...

Stay classy, WB.

I'm thinking maybe Sara Jane and Arthur Bremmer can get together, do a little Natural Born Killers 2008 tour.

Except for the tiny detail about how neither of them actually killed anyone.
 
Double J said:
HejiraHenry said:
Write-brained said:
Just in time to take a shot at W ...

Stay classy, WB.

I'm thinking maybe Sara Jane and Arthur Bremmer can get together, do a little Natural Born Killers 2008 tour.

Except for the tiny detail about how neither of them actually killed anyone.
Trying and failing doesn't instill much confidence
 
While I knew there was a musical by Sondheim called Assassins, I didn't realize it was about people who succeeded and failed in assassinating Presidents - Moore was a character. And it's a musical-comedy!!! Bring the kids! It won Tonys!
 
While I knew there was a musical by Sondheim called Assassins, I didn't realize it was about people who succeeded and failed in assassinating Presidents - Moore was a character. And it's a musical-comedy!!! Bring the kids! It won Tonys!
Not your fault but I find it depressing to think that he's been dead for over four years now. Time like a freight train and all that....
 

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