The relevant part of "The Gun Song" from Stephen Sondheim's "Assassins":
[SARA JANE MOORE]
I got this really great gun-
****, where is it?
No, it's really great --
Wait --
****, where is it?
Anyway
It's just a .38 --
But --
It's a gun.
You can make a statement
[Looks in purse, pulls out a hairibrush] Wrong!
With a gun --
Even if you fail.
It tells 'em who you are
Where you stand.
This one was on sale.
It -- no not the shoe --
Well, actually the shoe was, too.
[Looks in purse] No, that's not it --
****, I had it here --
Got it!
Yeah! There it is! And-
[JOHN WILKES BOOTH, CHARLES J. GUITEAU, LEON CZOLGOSZ]
All you have to do
Is crook your little finger,
Hook your little finger 'round-
[Gun goes off] [MOORE]
****, I shot it...
[BOOTH, GUITEAU, CZOLGOSZ]
-- And you can change the world