Ryan Lochte banned from swimming

[HanSenSE]

Out until July 2019 for use of IV. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Swimmer Ryan Lochte suspended until July 2019 for use of IV

 

[PCLoadLetter]

And they caught him because he posted a photo of the violation on social media.

This is fabulous.

 

[HanSenSE]

Ah, just par for the course.

 

[YankeeFan]

 

[User 149557]

Ryan Lochte banned from swimming

Surely they can't be watching every body of water in the world.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Lochte is a rules-are-rules guy:

“A rule is a rule and I accept that there is a technical violation,” Lochte said. “I am hopeful that other athletes learn from my mistake.”

 

[Buck]

I've got no use for the guy, but if he's at my house and wants to get in the pool I'm not telling him 'No.'

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

He'll probably get hired by a think tank.

 

[jr/shotglass]

I've got no use for the guy, but if he's at my house and wants to get in the pool I'm not telling him 'No.'

"NO POOL FOR YOU!!"

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

He'll probably get hired by a think tank.

I see you working. Slow clap.

 

[Donny in his element]

I've got no use for the guy, but if he's at my house and wants to get in the pool I'm not telling him 'No.'

I'm certainly not going to kick him out of bed the pool for eating crackers a Baby Ruth.

 

[Fly]

I'm certainly not going to kick him out of bed the pool for eating crackers a Baby Ruth.

Is that a gay joke?

 

[Donny in his element]

Is that a gay joke?

It’s a Caddyshack joke intertwined with a gay fantasy, plus a dash of SJ nostalgia.

 

[Spartan Squad]

It’s a Caddyshack joke intertwined with a gay fantasy, plus a dash of SJ nostalgia.

A gay fantasy? (NTTAWWT)

 

[Jake_Taylor]

Before deciding whether or not to appeal, Lochte's attorney asked for clarification if hot tubbing with Gainesville coeds fell under the definition of swimming.

 

[Alma]

The "new and improved" Olympic model keeps this blissful fool around the sport for years to come.