Running SEC Media Days Thread

[The Rules of Golf]

Ladies and gentlemen,

It is my pleasure to welcome you to the Southeastern Conference Media Days running thread. (Applause from scattered TV rubes.)

Over the course of the next few days, we will hear from Outstanding student-athletes and the nation's Best college football coaches. We will celebrate all that is Good about the Southeastern Conference's 75th anniversary, and the fine accomplishment of the student-athletes who have made the Southeastern Conference so Special. And, we will drink gallons upon gallons of Dr Pepper, provided to us by one of our many fine corporate partners. [/mikeslive]

Am I a day early? Yes. Is it because I'm already in Birmingham a day early assisting with the SWAC Media Day? Yes. Deal with it.

Let the Saban-bashing, Birmingham-making-fun-of, shirt-critiquing and grammar-policing begin!

 

[Chi City 81]

This is the dumbest thread in SportsJournalists.com history. No one cares about your ****ing flyover-country teams. Loosers! [/spnited]

 

[Rockbottom]

My lone thought: Whether I will order my 48-ounce Porterhouse from Shula's -- on The Rules' tab, for payment of our year-long golf wager -- medium-rare or medium.

rb

 

[slappy4428]

My lone thought: Whether I will order my 48-ounce Porterhouse from Shula's -- on The Rules' tab, for payment of our year-long golf wager -- medium-rare or medium.

rb

You have one thought and it's that?

Can't wait to see what next year's thought will be.

 

[chazp]

I just wonder if Saban will actually face some real questions or just see softballs tossed his way? I got a kick out of it last year when the New York Times sent a reporter to ask one question about the class that almost every football player at Auburn seemed to be taking. It made it more interesting.

 

[D-3 Fan]

Reporter: Coach Saban, Coach Saban! I understand that before your home opener, you are going to have Mal Moore over to your house dinner. Are you going to eat his dinner and look at him while finishing off that fried chicken?

Reporter #2: Nick, are you going to burn Les Miles' house, then drive over to his office and take a big crap before playing LSU?

Reporter #3: Coach, are you going to make the bellhop girl cry, just by looking sternly at her after she drops your briefcase?

 

[imjustagirl2]

Ladies and gentlemen,

It is my pleasure to welcome you to the Southeastern Conference Media Days running thread. (Applause from scattered TV rubes.)

Over the course of the next few days, we will hear from Outstanding student-athletes and the nation's Best college football coaches. We will celebrate all that is Good about the Southeastern Conference's 75th anniversary, and the fine accomplishment of the student-athletes who have made the Southeastern Conference so Special. And, we will drink gallons upon gallons of Dr Pepper, provided to us by one of our many fine corporate partners. [/mikeslive]

Am I a day early? Yes. Is it because I'm already in Birmingham a day early assisting with the SWAC Media Day? Yes. Deal with it.

Let the Saban-bashing, Birmingham-making-fun-of, shirt-critiquing and grammar-policing begin!

Thank you for getting it right. :D

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Somebody ask McFadden how he affords to do his car like this...

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=3627

 

[pallister]

Somebody ask McFadden why anyone would wanna be seen in public with that monstrosity.

 

[Lester Bangs]

Somebody ask McFadden how he affords to do his car like this...

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=3627

OK, that's the dumbest ****ing thing I have ever seen.

 

[D-3 Fan]

Somebody ask McFadden how he affords to do his car like this...

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=3627

Just another day in the life of Houston Nutt, Arkansas Football Coach.

 

[JayFarrar]

When did jorts become cool again?

 

[Appgrad05]

When did jorts become cool?

Fixed.

 

[TyWebb]

Somebody ask McFadden how he affords to do his car like this...

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=3627

HOOPTY! If that thing has a a personalized horn, I would not be surprised.

 

[Moland Spring]

Um, welcome to college football. Half the players have cars just like that. McFadden's rims are small.

 

[Angola!]

I'm just sad that Slappy won't be there this year. His updates are always good for many laughs.

 

[HoopsMcCann]

When did jorts become cool again?

i guess when the gators won the title in football and basketball -- can't beat 'em, join 'em, i guess

 

[novelist_wannabe]

Somebody ask McFadden how he affords to do his car like this...

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=3627

The car: $2000.
The rims: Priceless.

You know, one would think that McFadden would not feel the need to, uh, compensate for anything.

 

[slappy4428]

I'm just sad that Slappy won't be there this year. His updates are always good for many laughs.

If you like, I will be happy to update you on my day anyway.... alas, I have no need to join the festivities in Hooville... I have no need to go down, no one has offered beverages and the Hoover prinicpal is fighting for his life in the wake of being a scapegoat for ongoing academic fraud allegations regarding the football team...

 

[spnited]

This is the dumbest thread in SportsJournalists.com history. No one cares about your ****ing flyover-country teams. Loosers! [/spnited]

Please Doc. You have insulted the flyover country folks by equating them with the SJ/SEC homer fanboyloosers who think the world revolves a bunch a dumb ass Southern colleges with douchebag coaches and players whose IQs are lower than their uniform numbers.