Running on Empty

[sgreenwell]

My time on various copy desks has always been short, so apologies for not having a better headline. I still think its better than what The Times used though: The Sperm Kings Have a Problem: Too Much Demand

“People are fed up with sperm banks,” said Kyle Gordy, 29, who lives in Malibu, Calif. He invests in real estate but spends most of his time donating his sperm, free (except for the cost of travel), to women. He also runs a nearly 11,000-member private Facebook group, Sperm Donation USA, which helps women connect with a roster of hundreds of approved donors. His donor sperm has sired 35 children, with five more on the way, he said.

 

[Pilot]

Sad to hear this. Maybe we here at SJ can give them a hand?

 

[micropolitan guy]

My time on various copy desks has always been short, so apologies for not having a better headline. I still think its better than what The Times used though: The Sperm Kings Have a Problem: Too Much Demand

That guy can call himself a jerk off, with pride.

Who wrote the story? E. Jack Ulate?

 

[sgreenwell]

That guy can call himself a jerk off, with pride.

Who wrote the story? E. Jack Ulate?

Harry Palms.

 

[micropolitan guy]

No joke. America needs more stroke.

 

[maumann]

"We've got the Climax Blues Band, followed by 10CC, coming up right after a few words from our sponsors!"

 

[Alma]

My time on various copy desks has always been short, so apologies for not having a better headline. I still think its better than what The Times used though: The Sperm Kings Have a Problem: Too Much Demand

So I get the gist...these women don't want men involved in the raising of the kids, just the siring of them.

Long term? Not a great thing.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

"We've got the Climax Blues Band, followed by 10CC, coming up right after a few words from our sponsors!"

Cream was the opener.

 

[maumann]

Spunk rock.

 

[sgreenwell]

Cream was the opener.

King Missile was certainly involved in some way.

 

[bumpy mcgee]

Get a load of this guy.

 

[bumpy mcgee]

 

[HanSenSE]

Also this hour, we'll be qualifying more listeners for a trip to Hawaii ... got a map?

 

[Starman]

 

[Chef2]

After reading the title, I was sure this was a Jackson Browne thread.

 

[Sea Bass]

All That Jizz.

 

[Batman]

They are the Sultans ... the Sultans of Schwing.

 

[Spartan Squad]

 

[sgreenwell]

After reading the title, I was sure this was a Jackson Browne thread.

You gotta lure people in with something that seems quasi-respectable or interesting, before subjecting them to filth. Like how WhiteHouse.com wasn't about the White House for the longest time.

 

[Neutral Corner]

"She Bop" Cindi Lauper

"Imaginary Lovers" ARS

"Turning Japanese" (re the squint before the climax) The Vapors

"Sometimes A Fantasy" Billy Joel