Running Golf Thread

[Rockbottom]

@kyleveazey and I both noticed that Stevie RIPPED his version of the Kiwi national anthem via his rectum whilst he and his Man were in 18 fairway.

RB

 

[Chef]

Catriona Matthew -- less than a year after giving birth to her second daughter -- wins the Ricoh Women's British Open.

Christina Kim and Paula Creamer are among those tied for third.

As my girlfriend Natalie Gulbis gets a nod for the Solheim Cup.....

as did Michelle Wie.......are you serious?

What do you have to do to qualify for the Solheim Cup........breathe?

 

[Rockbottom]

As an American, Chef? Yep. A heartbeat pretty much suffices.

RB

 

[JackReacher]

@kyleveazey and I both noticed that Stevie RIPPED his version of the Kiwi national anthem via his rectum whilst he and his Man were in 18 fairway.

RB

Did you just drop a twitter username in your post?

I'm way behind the times.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Catriona Matthew -- less than a year after giving birth to her second daughter -- wins the Ricoh Women's British Open.

Christina Kim and Paula Creamer are among those tied for third.

As my girlfriend Natalie Gulbis gets a nod for the Solheim Cup.....

as did Michelle Wie.......are you serious?

What do you have to do to qualify for the Solheim Cup........breathe?

On the American end ... yes.
Most of the best golfers in the world are non-Americans, see also Korean.
You name the American players you can think of and you likely picked the Solheim Cup reps.

 

[Rockbottom]

@KyleVeazey and I both noticed that Stevie RIPPED his version of the Kiwi national anthem via his rectum whilst he and his Man were in 18 fairway.

RB

Did you just drop a twitter username in your post?

I'm way behind the times.

I did indeed! Said Tweeter also has been known to lurk around these parts from time to time, when he isn't being an effing stud/speaking out against Southern-city domes.

rb

 

[slappy4428]

@KyleVeazey and I both noticed that Stevie RIPPED his version of the Kiwi national anthem via his rectum whilst he and his Man were in 18 fairway.

RB

Did you just drop a twitter username in your post?

I'm way behind the times.

I did indeed! Said Tweeter also has been known to lurk around these parts from time to time, when he isn't extolling the virtue of Gene Hallman.

rb

 

[Rockbottom]

Nono, said Hallman smoocher is his BOY!

rb

 

[hondo]

Geez, his 65 today gets no love though?

A 65 that easily could have been 62.

And he was unhappy with how he played. Had to hit two approaches from another fairway.

It ain't how ... it's how many.

 

[playthrough]

I thought Tiger's toss into the crowd at 17 and full-windup heave down the 18th fairway were pretty cool. I can't think of one time he's done that, much less twice in a half-hour.

 

[Knighthawk]

I thought Tiger's toss into the crowd at 17 and full-windup heave down the 18th fairway were pretty cool. I can't think of one time he's done that, much less twice in a half-hour.

He said afterward that he never does it, but today he wanted to thank the fans, since it was the last day of the last Buick Open. When he got to 17, which is always crazy, it was more like a rock concert than a golf tournament, and you could tell he really enjoyed it.

 

[playthrough]

Exactly. We really don't get too many glimpses into Tiger the Human, so it was fun to see.

Oh, and 69 freaking wins and counting. Still mind-blowing.

 

[Michael_ Gee]

Woods is very conscious of the PGA Tour as a commercial venture and his enormous role as its main cash cow, so I'm not shocked to see him put on a little show for fans who are losing an event through no fault of their own.
I wouldn't be surprised if Woods played a few more tourneys in 2010 and attempted to be somewhat more (not very much more, mind you) interactive during the non-majors, too.

 

[JackReacher]

So what's this about Tiger farting on 18? I heard the audio, but can't find a video clip that hasn't been yanked.

I'm hearing it might have been either Stevie or Feherty.

 

[dieditor]

So what's this about Tiger farting on 18? I heard the audio, but can't find a video clip that hasn't been yanked.

I'm hearing it might have been either Stevie or Feherty.

I don't know who it was, but it sounded like someone was right next to one of CBS' mikes and just ripped ass. Tiger sure as hell thought it was funny. I thought it was one time I didn't enjoy having a home theater sound system.

 

[bagelchick]

I heard it on TMZ.com if you want to see if it's still posted there. Definitely someone right next to the mic.

 

[Rockbottom]

Wow, Junior Feinstein just ROASTED Greg Norman in a Golf Channel essay -- basically saying the guy is a career loser, and part of the enjoyment is listening to him find new ways to lose. Harsh ... but dead-on true.

rb

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Wow, Junior Feinstein just ROASTED Greg Norman in a Golf Channel essay -- basically saying the guy is a career loser, and part of the enjoyment is listening to him find new ways to lose. Harsh ... but dead-on true.

rb

I don't know if career loser is accurate. The guy did win a few majors.. He's no shark that's for damn sure.

 

[Rockbottom]

I would put him in the career loser category. I mean, *I* know that he won two Opens, but really, he is known WAY more for his colossal collapses/epic great shots against.

Junior was pointing out how Norman's recent claim that he would have won a lot more with Evert in his corner is loony, given how he spit the bit last year at the Open, this year at the Senior Open and then at the US Senior Open.

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[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

I would put him in the career loser category. I mean, *I* know that he won two Opens, but really, he is known WAY more for his colossal collapses/epic great shots against.

Junior was pointing out how Norman's recent claim that he would have won a lot more with Evert in his corner is loony, given how he spit the bit last year at the Open, this year at the Senior Open and then at the US Senior Open.

rb

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OK, I agree with you there.
Dan Jenkins roasted him a few times when Norman downplayed his collapses (is that right?).
He is like Sergio. You know Norman is not going to close the deal.

BTW: How old is Monty? Shouldn't he be getting close to Senior Tour age? I think he might finally bag a major when he makes the over-the-hill tour.