Happy to report that, not only is the Grand Final this weekend but Brisbane, the club I developed an interest in during COVID, is one of the finalists.
It'll be the Lions against Collingwood (kickoff 11:30 p.m. Central) for the flag at the MCG. Here's a primer for all two of you who will read this:
The Lions, who finished second (of 18) in the regular season with a 17-6 record, have made Finals (the playoffs) in each of the last five seasons but this year managed not to screw up in the tournament for once, quickly dispatching third-place Port Adelaide in the qualifying final, then overcoming a bad first quarter to dump Carlton out of the preliminary finals.
Brisbane won the Grand Final three years in a row from 2001-03 (and was runner up in 2004) but has not been back since. Among their best players are Charlie Cameron, an Aboriginal player who often celebrates goals by revving a pretend motorcycle, Eric Hipwood, who is 6'8", and Hugh McCluggage, who has a terrific name.
Collingwood was the minor premiers (regular season champions). They are generally treated as the Yankees of the AFL, as they've been in the Grand Final a record 42 times (not counting Saturday), but very much unlike the Yankees, they tend to screw it up (a phenomenon known as the "Colliwobbles," when they went winless in eight straight Grand Final appearances from 1958-1990). They're 15-27 in Grand Finals and are 2-4-1* since 1990. Their most recent win was in 2010, which is denoted by the asterisk. That Grand Final vs. St. Kilda ended in a draw (those have since been abolished) and the Magpies won the replay handily.
Collingwood includes Mason "Coxzilla" Cox, a 6'10" Texan who was discovered as a walk-on on the Oklahoma State basketball team and was on (American)
60 Minutes earlier this month.
Pat McAfee thinks he's awesome. Also, he has special dispensation to wear glasses on the field because he gets poked in the eye so much.
Game will air live on FS1.