RIP Renay

[Wenders]

That was a fantastic obit. I wanna marry into that family, they seem like fun.
I have given explicit instructions to friends to not allow my family to place my obit with any bull**** "walked into the arms of her Lord" or "was called home to eternal service" or anything like that. Please indicate that I had fun, enjoyed good bourbon and letting my college football teams wreck my life.

Also, Vernon, TX (where I will be driving through tomorrow) is quite the scenic locale. If you like flat earth and cows.

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

That was a fantastic obit. I wanna marry into that family, they seem like fun.
I have given explicit instructions to friends to not allow my family to place my obit with any bull**** "walked into the arms of her Lord" or "was called home to eternal service" or anything like that. Please indicate that I had fun, enjoyed good bourbon and letting my college football teams wreck my life.

Also, Vernon, TX (where I will be driving through tomorrow) is quite the scenic locale. If you like flat earth and cows.

Ain't nothing but a barbed wire fence between that place and the North Pole. I've experienced it.

At least Santa won't get scratchy.