RIP Lou.

[waterytart]

Mr Rabinowitz has clogged the only working toilet.

Remind me when I get out of here, should I be so lucky, to change the thread title to Crossed Kugel, the Shiva Chronicles.

There are 300 people in this little condo, I guarantee maybe 20 of them know my mother or Lou. The rest follow the scent of lox.

The funeral was lovely, by the way.

What, no deviled eggs?

If the funeral was lovely, I'm guessing Lou's kids were on their good behavior. Good to hear that.

Get your mother to bed as soon as possible, then take care of yourself.

 

[slappy4428]

SixToe, you know that parrot in your sig? Major point of discussion in today's rabbi meeting. Lola is alive and living in Tuscaloosa with Lou's third son's ex-girlfriend's brother. Apparently no one can stand the damn thing for very long, given that it randomly screams 'PENIS' and 'WHAT THE ****,' and with its life expectancy of 60-70 years, good chance I might get that parrot someday.

You have Boom. Why do you need a parrot? It's easier to teach Boom to yell "PENIS" than it is to get the bird to scream "**** YOU FRANSCESA" or "******* LOOPY"

 

[21]

Does it seem a wasted business opportunity that Jewish funeral directors in retirement communities don't also provide matchmaking services? I mean, at that age, who has time to wait? There should be a complimentary follow up consultation within 6 months, sooner if requested. Need to talk to someone about this concept.

More shiva today. Bought a toilet plunger, and air freshener. I truly can't imagine what some of these people eat to create such bathroom chaos.

 

[Matt Stephens]

Sorry to hear.

 

[spaceman]

21, keeping a box of wooden matches next to the can may help with the odor issue. Of course, with the crowd you have, you run a certain risk of having, as Mr. Jim Morrison so eloquently put it, "the whole ****house go up in flames."