Fenian_Bastard said:
Is that the one with the late Dan Fogelberg?
The music clubs of heaven are full of fail tonight.
Fen's neverending quest to dis Dan Fogleberg warms the cockles of my heart and the diodes of my Fogelberg-less iPod.
As for John Stewart, I'm sure he was a great guy, great writer and all. And I'm not hip to the Kingston Trio aside from Where Have All The Flowers Gone?, nor I do I ever want to be, but the aforementioned Gold is unspeakably horrid. Perhaps one of the worst singles of all-time.
I react to it as I would if someone deliberately farted at me. It goes beyond annoyance to mild disgust. I don't give a **** about when the light's go down in a California town, especially when its sung like Hugh Downs after he just got racked in the nuts.
And Stevie Nicks as a background singer is no distinction. I think she sang back-up vocals for every artist who recorded in Southern California from 1977-1982. My theory is that she had access to a Shangri-La-like stash of uncut blow. Tom Petty and Don Henley, come running!
For crissakes, she sang backup for Kenny Loggins on the insipid Whenever I Call You Friend, another song that repulses me to no end.
Everytime I hear that piece of ****, the image in my mind is of two 50-something, ex-hippie wannabes burnouts who've gone five Red, White & Blue's over the line in their single-wide trailer with a tattered US Festival '83 banner covering their shattered back window underneath some Dutch Elm diseased tree on the edge of town.
After a romantic night lit by a bonfire stoked by Weekly Word News back copies and Soap Opera Digest, they start the l'amour off right with Easy Cheez body shots on their morbidly obese bodies, then proceed to bone their brains out like there's no tomorrow. Gray, Easy Cheese-stained beard hair and ass cellulite fly around with abandon. After the love is gone, they bathe serenely to the strains of Molly Hatchet's Flirtin' With Disaster.
That's what Whenever I Call You Friend reminds me of.
Sorry I got off topic. With respect to John Stewart's fans, RIP.