RIP "Flair" Allen

[Piotr Rasputin]

It's times like this I really miss the ability to change screen names.

signed,

Piotr "Flair" Rasputin,

Entrepeneur.

 

[boots]

This is all pretty sad. A young man who couldn't stop ****ing is dead. Nine children are now fatherless. I hope this cycle ends here.

 

[Double J]

This is all pretty sad. A young man who couldn't stop ****ing is dead. Nine children are now fatherless. I hope this cycle ends here.

Reminds me of the rooster who ****ed everything on the farm, sometimes twice. Hens, sheep, cows, it didn't matter, he ****ed everything.

The farmer warned him over and over again that if he didn't slow down, he was going to **** himself to death. The rooster ignored him and kept right on ****ing.

One morning the farmer spotted the rooster lying on his back in the middle of the field. A couple of buzzards were circling overhead. The farmer walks over and chastises the dead rooster. "I told you that one of these days you were gonna **** yourself to death!"

The rooster pops one eye open and quietly shushes the farmer. "Shhh....I think the buzzards are almost ready to land."

 

[TigerVols]

This is all pretty sad. A young man who couldn't stop ****ing is dead. Nine children are now spermdonorless. I hope this cycle ends here.

That's more like it.