RIP DC Madam

[Hustle]

Just heard on the radio. Apparent suicide in florida at her mother's home.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Heaven needed a provider of high-priced call girls.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

I guess Matthew and Philip figured they weren't getting anywhere with Mary, so they complained to God.






Yeah, yeah, I know.

All Aboard!

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

David Vitter's happy.

 

[D.Sanchez]

I'm guessing they found her with 2 bullet holes in the head.

 

[andyouare?]

Yup. Add another one to the Clinton Body Count. When will somebody stop them?

 

[fishwrapper]

I'm guessing they found her with 2 bullet holes in the head.

Yep. Then quickly ruled it a "suicide."

 

[Yawn]

Suicide? Bull****.

This was a set-up and the hands have been washed clean. Too many skeletons out there with axes to grind.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Of course it was suicide. She shot herself 15 times in the back just to make sure she got it right.

 

[Yawn]

No, it was a hanging. In her mom's barn.

 

[markvid]

The suicide note was on a $100 bill.

 

[cranberry]

Interestingly, the second suicide stemming from the case.

<i>One of the escort service employees was former University of Maryland, Baltimore County, professor Brandy Britton, who was arrested on prostitution charges in 2006. She committed suicide in January before she was scheduled to go to trial.</i>

 

[Bill Brasky]

David Vitter's happy.

Probably not. This guarantees another day or so of stories with his name being mentioned right up high....and that conspiracy theorists will spend years speculating that she was knocked off because of him.

 

[markvid]

Interestingly, the second suicide stemming from the case.

<i>One of the escort service employees was former University of Maryland, Baltimore County, professor Brandy Britton, who was arrested on prostitution charges in 2006. She committed suicide in January before she was scheduled to go to trial.</i>

Maybe hookers don't get what hung means.

 

[D-3 Fan]

David Vitter's happy.

Nah, it isn't that Vitter and a few other guys are happy...

Spitzer's pissed that he didn't go to the DC Madam for services.

When she said that she was not going to jail, she meant it.

Britton was embarassed after it came out that she was being a prostitute on the side to supplement her salary, on top of some personal problems. I can understand why she took herself out of the game of life.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Britton had some mental issues in general. She wasn't that highly regarded at work and was on rocky ground there.

Palfrey said she wouldn't go to federal prison without calling whoever she had to in order to defend herself. I still think she got a raw deal out of this. Too many others skated.

 

[wickedwritah]

Does anyone really think she was whacked? Or is that the inner Oliver Stone in me coming out?

 

[Flying Headbutt]

We talked about it at work today. Heck, one of the guys I talked about it with was the guy who cut the wires to the recorders in the Nixon White House. We figured it was much more exciting that way. I'm completely convinced this was a suicide now though, since she had pretty much said this is what would happen to her friends and left some notes.

 

[wickedwritah]

True, but she did make a quote when one of her employees dud herself in, something along the lines of, "I'm made of something she wasn't."

I don't necessarily think this was a hit, but the timing is suspicious.

 

[Tom Petty]

SIP