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"Massive heart attack."

http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/18/****-clark-dead-heart-attack/
 
Re: TMZ: **** Clark has died

And yet Ryan Seacrest continues to roam the planet...
 
Re: TMZ: **** Clark has died

And there goes another piece of my childhood. RIP, ****.
 
Re: TMZ: **** Clark has died

ABC's story on "America's oldest teenager":

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/****-clark-entertainment-icon-nicknamed-americas-oldest-teenager/story?id=16076252
 
Re: TMZ: **** Clark has died

Does this mean we are stuck in 2012 forever?
 
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Were goin hoppin
Were goin happin
Where things are poppin
The philadelphia way
Were gonna drop in
On all the music they play
On the bandstand

Were goin swingin
Were gonna swing in the crowd
And well be clingin
And floatin high as a cloud
The phones are ringin
My mom and dad are so proud
Im on bandstand

And I'll jump, and hey,
I may even showem my handstand
Because Im on,
Because Im on the american bandstand
When we dance real slow
Ill show all the guys in the grandstand
What a swinger I am,
I am on american bandstand

Were goin hoppin
Were goin happin
Where things are poppin
The philadelphia way
Were gonna drop in
On all the music they play
On the bandstand

Bandstand bandstand bandstand

Hey Im makin my mark
Gee, this joint is jumpin
They made such a fuss just to see us arrive
Hey, it's mr.**** clark
What a place youve got here

Swell spot the musics hot here
Best in the east,
Give it at least a seventy five!

Now for all you joes
Here goes my american handstand
Because Im on,
Because Im on the american bandstand
As we dance real slow
Im showin the guys in the grandstand
That I like my girl,
But I love american bandstand

The singers croonin
He aint the greatest but gee
My babys swoonin
In front of all of tv
So if you tune in
Youll see my baby and me
On the bandstand

And now were hoppin
(its boss, baby it's boss) (there you go!)
And well be happin all day
(its cool, baby it's cool!) (what a show!)
The philadelphia way
And you can drop in
(no school, baby no school!) (wave hello!)
On all the music they play
On the bandstand

And well rock and roll and stroll on american
Lindy hop and slop, it's american
Tune in, Im on, turn on, Im in, Im on

Today!
 
Thanks God that ordeal of listening to the poor guy stumble through the New Year's Eve countdown is over.
 
Needed a host for the Pyramid in Heaven....

And yes, the last few years seeing him were sad, but if anyone deserved the opportunity to continue to be on TV, it was him and that show.
 
hondo said:
Thanks God that ordeal of listening to the poor guy stumble through the New Year's Eve countdown is over.

Yeah, it really sucked when he offended your delicate sensibilities by doing probably the only thing that still made him happy. I hate it when old people don't just crawl into a cave and die.

You're a hell of a human being, hondo.
 
Maybe they'll go the Tupac route and bring him back as a hologram this New Year's Eve. It would certainly be an improvement over Seacrest.

RIP
 
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_my7ZnBE-2Ao/TR5kpQSHEHI/AAAAAAAADqg/2jqK7BS6GMA/s1600/****-clark.jpg
 
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