RIP, Chris Mims; now you can have unlimited Taco Bell

[Piotr Rasputin]

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-mims16-2008oct16,0,4898947.story

This is the greatest final graph in the history of obits.

"Mims also faced four misdemeanor charges in September 1999 after a man claimed Mims attacked him outside a fast-food restaurant and stole his tacos."

 

[BYH]

What an awesome legacy.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Cordell Rayford is calling up his primary care physician and he doesn't know why

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Cordell Rayford is calling up his primary care physician and he doesn't know why

Ding!
Your chicken dinner is ready, sir.