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Six Flags New Orleans is a famous one. It never reopened after Katrina flooded it out, then got stuck in the hellish legal loop of trying and failing to sell the property.
No one wants to spend the money to clean it up amd government efforts to redevelop it haven't panned out, so all of the rides and buildings are still there like they were in 2005 (only quite dilapidated now, as you can imagine). It's a popular spot for urban explorers.
The old Magic World in Pigeon Forge was an anchor on the strip when I was a kid. It made way and was demolished for maybe the first round of outlet stores when they begin to rise. Ogle's Water Park was another. You also had Tommy Bartlett's Water Circus and Porpoise Island were other casualties.
The last time I was in Pigeon Forge was 2018, so I have no idea what the place looks like now.
 
Great old-school park still going strong: Knoebel's, just outside Bloomsburg, Pa. Definitely worth the trip.

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Our closest, of course, is Hersheypark. Which is also a rip-off, too crowded and teeming with unfriendly staff.
 
The imminent closing of Marriott's Great America (sorry, that's what it was originally called) is really personal because it had just opened a few months before our Senior All Nighter in 1976. So that means Gwen and I will be invited to our 50th high school reunion next summer (although we have no real interest in flying across the country to be ignored by the same kids who ignored us 50 years ago).

Before Great America, the best amusement park in San Jose was Frontier Village ("The fastest fun in the West!"). Basically all the typical fair rides but with a western theme. Before moving to Vallejo, Marine World was in San Rafael. Again, the land was more valuable than the stuff on it. Never had the opportunity to go to Playland at the Beach in San Francisco.

Just like my experience with auto racing tracks, I think I've got a longer list of defunct amusement parks than active ones. Sort of comes with the territory once you start receiving Social Security.

For any kid from Detroit, the mere mention of taking the Bob-Lo boat to Bob-Lo Island conjures up a wonderful day of food and fun. Just getting there on the ferry and the anticipation was vastly superior to the actual experience. However, my mother remembers live bands and dances on the Bob-Lo boat back in its heyday.

There are a ton of Florida parks that are buried underneath condos or tract houses. Marineland was mentioned earlier. Cypress Gardens morphed into Legoland, I believe. McKee's Jungle Gardens was in Vero Beach. Obviously, there was Circus World, Ocean World, Boardwalk and Baseball, Gatorland, Monkey Jungle, Parrot Jungle, Africa USA in Boca Raton before it moved to West Palm, and Pirates World in Dania. I've been on a lot of rollercoasters but the most scared I've ever been was on the Steeplechase at Pirates World, held on a plastic saddle by a narrow band of leather. I was expecting certain death at the tender age of 12 before the damn thing finally stopped.

That's not counting all the water parks. There was a small one in Pompano Beach. Six Flags Atlantis in Hollywood. Disney's River Country. Wild Waters near Ocala. I'm certain there are at least a dozen more that have dried up and gone away.

I loved a little place called Peppermint Park in Houston in the mid-60s. It wasn't far from our house and was particularly neat for small birthday parties. Never went to Astroworld.

Obviously Disney rules in Southern California (save your E tickets!) but you had Knott's Berry Farm, Sea World and Magic Mountain. I don't remember anything out near San Bernardino/Riverside back then. But the rage was sliding down a giant slide on a piece of carpet for something like 10 cents a ride!


As long as we all agree: **** Sea World.
 
The old Magic World in Pigeon Forge was an anchor on the strip when I was a kid. It made way and was demolished for maybe the first round of outlet stores when they begin to rise. Ogle's Water Park was another. You also had Tommy Bartlett's Water Circus and Porpoise Island were other casualties.
The last time I was in Pigeon Forge was 2018, so I have no idea what the place looks like now.
Magic World was the first stop on the first real vacation I ever remember us taking. Somewhere my parents have a photo album with a picture of young me chilling with a cartoon wizard in a royal blue robe.

I didn’t think it got better than that, but then at the end of the week we went to Silver Dollar City, which is Dollywood’s deadname. I was convinced I had reached kid heaven.
 
Magic World was the first stop on the first real vacation I ever remember us taking. Somewhere my parents have a photo album with a picture of young me chilling with a cartoon wizard in a royal blue robe.

I didn’t think it got better than that, but then at the end of the week we went to Silver Dollar City, which is Dollywood’s deadname. I was convinced I had reached kid heaven.
You know you had arrived at manhood when you could go to school and say you rode Blazing Fury.
We went to Silver Dollar City 4-5 times a year as a kid, and maybe the first year it was Dollywood. The next I turned 16, started working, and doing my own thing. I think I've been to Dollywood four times in the years since.
Before it was Silver Dollar City, it was Goldrush Junction and Rebel Railroad (long before my time).
 
I've always wanted to work on a story on Boardwalk and Baseball, which apparently filed for bankruptcy and closed with people in the park in the middle of the day. Still have a pack of baseball cards from there when we paid a visit in the summer of 1987.

I think I remember going there as a kid on a family trip to Orlando. Wasn't the main ride a big Ferriss Wheel, and they had some retro 50s vibes? Or am I remembering a different park?
 
I actually went there the brief time it was a thing. ESPN did a show called Super Bowl of Sports Trivia. We lost first round and only "won" $1,000 (split three ways) but the park was fun. Good roller coaster, some stuff on loan from Cooperstown. Met Chris Berman and Don Ohlmeyer who produced it.
One year in the newsbiz I was judging SPJ stuff from Florida and one of the entries was a feature on Florida's "Lost Amusement Parks" - now that was an interesting read. What I remember most was that the Arco next to the Holiday Inn we all stayed at was advertising 12 packs, guns and radar detectors on its sign. Welcome to Florida indeed.
 
Great old-school park still going strong: Knoebel's, just outside Bloomsburg, Pa. Definitely worth the trip.

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Our closest, of course, is Hersheypark. Which is also a rip-off, too crowded and teeming with unfriendly staff.

Knoebel’s is great and all, but I hate that they get away with advertising that it’s “free.”

Yes, you don’t have to pay admission, or for parking, and that’s fantastic, but it most certainly is not “free” when you have to pay for each ride individually.

And their wooden roller coaster looks like a ******* death trap. I would never ride it, and won’t let my kids either.
 
I actually went there the brief time it was a thing. ESPN did a show called Super Bowl of Sports Trivia. We lost first round and only "won" $1,000 (split three ways) but the park was fun. Good roller coaster, some stuff on loan from Cooperstown. Met Chris Berman and Don Ohlmeyer who produced it.
One year in the newsbiz I was judging SPJ stuff from Florida and one of the entries was a feature on Florida's "Lost Amusement Parks" - now that was an interesting read. What I remember most was that the Arco next to the Holiday Inn we all stayed at was advertising 12 packs, guns and radar detectors on its sign. Welcome to Florida indeed.
Super Bowl of Sports Trivia and the Kansas City Royals had spring training there for a few years, even after it closed. As a 10-year-old baseball nerd, I loved that place. As an adult, I'm amazed it lasted the short time it did.
 
Sorry Maumann but Marine World was previously in Redwood City (how could you forget?). I’m so old I went to that iteration. Marine World Parkway is still there.

I’ve always loved amusement parks. I started with carnivals and summer county fairs.
Oh my goodness! I denounce myself and will wade into the Kiddie Pool of Fail.

Why I confused Redwood City and San Rafael is inexcusable. Next I will have forgotten Matthews is at the top of the hill in Daly City.
 
The fact that there was a ballpark AND an amusement park in the same place amazed me when I was a kid. It sounded so exotic. I eventually found out there's plenty of space for that stuff in Florida.

We went to Sea World Ohio once or twice when visiting family in Michigan. I went to Cedar Point a handful of times. My wife often did Cedar Point with her Columbus-born dad and ended up working there during her college summers. She worked hard, but it sounds like it was fun too. Last time we went there Eastern European kids were doing those summer jobs.

The wife had a conference a couple falls ago at a conference center/hotel with an indoor water park. I'd never done any water parks. We were the only ones there. I enjoyed knowing that I was not inside a petri dish when I was in the lazy river or on the slides.
 
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There is a defunct Marineland in L.A., too. On the Palos Verdes Peninsula. The structure is still there, devoid of fish and fans. I think they rent it out for social events -- weddings, corporate outings, etc.
 
Disney World used to have a free day for high school seniors on their graduation. I imagine this hasn't existed for years. I can't imagine them opening the park for free for anyone.
Does anyone remember when this was done?
 

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