Report: I've can't get up, so I am 6x likely to die in 6 years

[dog eat dog world]

http://health.yahoo.net/experts/dayinhealth/weird-test-predicts-longevity

I...really..don't know what to say.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Re: Report: I've fallen, and I have only 6x likely to die in 6 years

Clearly your headline indicates you don't know what to say, in any language.

Stop posting.

 

[dreunc1542]

Re: Report: I've fallen, and I have only 6x likely to die in 6 years

The headline still makes more sense than the sentence he wrote on the Newtown thread, but that's not saying much.

 

[Uncle.Ruckus]

Re: Report: I've fallen, and I have only 6x likely to die in 6 years

Dog has the lyrical mastery of a drunk Russian immigrant.

 

[ifilus]

Re: Report: I've fallen, and I have only 6x likely to die in 6 years

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/94008/

 

[poindexter]

Re: Report: I've fallen, and I have only 6x likely to die in 6 years

I...really..don't know what to say.

It should be tattooed on your forehead.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Re: Report: I've fallen, and I have only 6x likely to die in 6 years

I think Double Down said it best on dog's previous thread, which is now locked:

 

[Versatile]

Re: Report: I've fallen, and I have only 6x likely to die in 6 years

This may be the worst thread ever.

 

[dog eat dog world]

Re: Report: I've fallen, and I am 6x likely to die in 6 years

Here, I've tossed the iphone on posts. I admit, it's impacting my ability to type. My bad.

But you guys stay classy. LTL, you've certainly got the language down right. ..unless you're blind and have audio assistance on your computer. Otherwise, your handle makes no sense.

 

[Versatile]

Re: Report: I've fallen, and I am 6x likely to die in 6 years

You're slightly closer to making sense in your subject line. But it's a D_B either way.

And uninteresting to top it off.

 

[dog eat dog world]

Re: Report: I've fallen, and I am 6x likely to die in 6 years

You're slightly closer to making sense in your subject line. But it's a D_B either way.

And uninteresting to top it off.

You have a right to your opinion, and I really don't give a **** what it is. That's your biz.

 

[Versatile]

Penis.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Penis.

Hey, watch it with that!

Save it for his "I've can't get it up, so I am 6x likely to die in 6 years" thread.

 

[Uncle.Ruckus]

So he started with a sub-literate thread title, edited it into something approaching coherence, then changed it back to sub-literate?

Penis, indeed.

 

[Versatile]

dog eat dog world's threads are Doodah-esque.

Penis.

 

[Stoney]

The evolving headlines in this thread are hilarious. Looks like Dog's edited his title at least three or four times trying to fix his glaring grammatical errors, yet still has not come close to getting one correct.

 

[Uncle.Ruckus]

Re: Report> I've can't get up. so am I 6x likely to die in 6 years?

The evolving headlines in this thread are hilarious. Looks like Dog's edited his title at least three or four times trying to fix his glaring grammatical errors, yet still has not come close to getting one correct.

Yep.

 

[Mark2010]

I did see this on another thread and looked at the link.

I don't know how accurate scientifically it may or may not be, but I think the general correlation is probably true. I'm far less agile than I was five years ago. And five years older, too. Five years closer to the end (which, most days, can't get here fast enough).

 

[dooley_womack1]

Hey, no on-topic jacks!

 

[Versatile]

Speaking of jacks ...

Penis.