#replaceawordinafamousquotewithduck

[TigerVols]

Are we mice or are we duck?

 

[slappy4428]

"Duck those Duckin' fans who come out here and say they're Cub fans that are supposed to be behind you rippin' every duckin' thing you do. I'll tell you one duckin' thing, I hope we get duckin' hotter than ****, just to stuff it up them 3,000 duckin' people that show up every duckin' day, because if they're the real Chicago duckin' fans, they can kiss my duckin' ass right downtown and PRINT IT.

"They're really, really behind you around here... my duckin' ass. What the duck am I supposed to do, go out there and let my duckin' players get destroyed every day and be quiet about it? For the duckin' nickel-dime people who turn up? The motherduckers don't even work. That's why they're out at the duckin' game. They oughta go out and get a duckin' job and find out what it's like to go out and earn a duckin' living. Eighty-five percent of the duckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A duckin' playground for the cocksuckers. Rip them motherduckers. Rip them duckin' cocksuckers like the duckin' players. we got guys bustin' their duckin' ass, and them duckin' people boo. And that's the Cubs? My players get around here. I haven't seen it this duckin' year. Everybody associated with this organization have been winners their whole duckin' life. Everybody. And the credit is not given in that respect.

"Alright, they don't show because we're 5 and 14... and unfortunately, that's the criteria of them dumb 15 motherduckin' percent that come out to day baseball. The other 85 percent are earning a living. I tell you, it'll take more than a 5 and 12 or 5 and 14 to destroy the makeup of this club. I guarantee you that. There's some duckin' pros out there that wanna win. But you're stuck in a duckin' stigma of the duckin' Dodgers and the Phillies and the Cardinals and all that cheap ****. It's unbelievable. It really is. It's a disheartening duckin' situation that we're in right now. Anybody who was associated with the Cub organization four or five years ago that came back and sees the multitude of progress that's been made will understand that if they're baseball people, that 5 and 14 doesn't negate all that work. We got 143 duckin' games left.

"What I'm tryin' to say is don't rip them duckin' guys out there. Rip me. If you wanna rip somebody, rip my duckin' ass. But don't rip them duckin' guys 'cause they're givin' everything they can give. And right now they're tryin' to do more than God gave 'em, and that's why we make the simple mistakes. That's exactly why."

 

[Baron Scicluna]

"Four ducks and seven geese ago ..."

 

[secretariat]

What's my opinion of Kingman's duck? What the **** do you think is my opinion of it? I think it was ****ing horse****. Put that in, I don't ****in' ... Opinion of his duck? Jesus Christ, he beat us with three ****ing home runs! What the **** do you mean, "What is my opinion of his duck?" How could you ask me a question like that, "What is my opinion of his duck?" Jesus Christ, he hit three home runs! Jesus Christ. I'm ****ing pissed off to lose the ****ing game. And you ask me my opinion of his duck? Jesus Christ. That's a tough question to ask me, isn't it? "What is my opinion of his duck?"

 

[KJIM]

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I may duck; involve me and I learn.
(Ducky Benjamin Franklin)

 

[Flip Wilson]

That classic children's game Duck Duck Duck.

 

[HanSenSE]

Four ducks and seven years ago ...

 

[NickMordo]

"I'm a man! I'm duck!"

 

[spikechiquet]

"We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We're going to live on!
We're going to survive!"
Today, we duck our Independence Day!"

 

[SportsGuyBCK]

Be the duck ...

 

[Cosmo]

I remember my first duck!

 

[slappy4428]

War Duck Eagle

 

[Mr. Sluggo]

Duck wept.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Four ducks and seven years ago ...

Er...

"Four ducks and seven geese ago ..."

DUCKS! What was that? DUCKS! Don't talk to me about Ducks. I mean really? Ducks? We're just trying to win a game.

Hello? You play to win the duck!

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Friends, ducks and countrymen, lend me your ears ...

 

[Spartan Squad]

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ducked up maybe, but I'm ducky how, I mean ducky like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to duckin' amuse you? What do you mean ducky, ducky how? How am I ducky?

 

[jr/shotglass]

"Duck Season!"

"DUCK Season!"

"Duck Season!"

"DUCK Season!"

"DUCK Season!"

"Duck Season ... FIRE!!"

 

[spikechiquet]

We had a running gag with a guy at the radio station I used to work at where we would replace his last name (Broemer) with parts of bands names....made for good times when we were not sober. (ie. The Rolling Broemers, They Might Be Broemers, Ice Bromer, Sunny Broemer Real Estate et al)

 

[TigerVols]

Put that DUCK down.

DUCKs are for closers!

 

[Football_Bat]

Stewardess, I speak duck.