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The Canyons School District was started a few years ago because uptight rich residents didn't want to fund schools to the west of I-15. I guess the parents are still uptight.
 
"Jimmy, there will be no more mention of:

getting to first base,
getting to second base,
getting to third base, or
scoring a home run.

Ever.

This is not Wichita State, and we will not discuss the Shocker either."
 
Yuma, Ariz., High School Criminals. Must go. (soon as the 3:15 arrives, that is).
 
- My initial thought as a former substitute teacher, and upon reading that the students voted for this, was that it was a prime example of why you don't like 14 to 18-year-olds vote on things like this. In my day, the team would probably be named the Fartknockers or something as a result.

- Then I noted that the team would be named the Canyon Corner Cougars, which actually does sound pretty good. I like aliteration in team names. (Plus, I'm with Dave Dameshek on the idea that you should always be able to easily pluralize a team's name - cougars or celtics vs. magic or jazz.)

- Final thing, it's frickin' Utah and they have BYU in the same state with the Cougar name. Obviously, I imagine that might be playing into things just as much as a couple jack-off kids that voted for it just because it was silly. They should have just played it off like they didn't know the alternative meaning for Cougar was - you know, like normal adults would when kids are trying to be smart asses - and kept the name.
 
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HanSenSE said:
Yuma, Ariz., High School Criminals. Must go. (soon as the 3:15 arrives, that is).

Got to love Yuma, especially when they were in the same region as my suburban Phoenix high school in the early 1990s.
 
"Mommy, our coach said we're gonna be the Camel Toes so we can be on TV!"
 

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