Redneck Triads? The (Bob and Doug) McKenzie Mafia?

[Double J]

Organized crime growing in rural Canada

"It wasn't that long ago we used to say that organized crime was more or less contained in Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver.

"We now know, for example, you cannot hide from organized crime . . . any rural community in Canada can be affected now in a major way."

 

[alleyallen]

Strange Brew II: Goodfellas.

 

[alleyallen]

Oops, wrong thread.

 

[doubledown68]

Take off you hoser.

 

[slappy4428]

Take off you hoser.

(Doug) What do you mean, funny, eh? Let me understand this cause, I don't knew maybe it's me, eh, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you eh? I make you laugh... I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny, eh?
(Bob) Just...you know how to tell the story, what?
(Doug) No, no, I don't know... you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny aboot me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

 

[Flash]

Koo roo koo koo
Koo roo koo koo

 

[Bubbler]

****ING **** ****! This is the beginning of the McKenzie brothers post-apocalyptic vision! They were right all along!

Read our future ...

[2051 A.D. Ten years after World War 4.]

Bob: Lucky for me I'd been off-planet on vacation at the time of the war.
There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked, so
I spent most of my time looking for beer. One day I was out looking
for a nice place to build a city for my children when I spotted a
mutant in the forbidden zone. I landed my vehicle to pursue and
destroy this genetic freak before he could warn other mutants in the
underground caves. I was kind of like a one man force, eh, like
Charlton Heston in Omega Men, did you see that? It was a beauty.
[Doug leaps out and confronts Bob]
Bob: Fleshy-headed mutant, and you friendly?

Doug: No way, eh? Radiation has made me an enemy of civilization!

Bob: Alpha base, this is Bob McKenzie. I've spotted a fleshy-headed
mutant in sector 16B. [shoots Doug with ping-pong ball gun]

Doug: Ow! Take off, you hoser!

 

[slappy4428]

****ING **** ****! This is the beginning of the McKenzie brothers post-apocalyptic vision! They were right all along!

Read our future ...

[2051 A.D. Ten years after World War 4.]

Bob: Lucky for me I'd been off-planet on vacation at the time of the war.
There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked, so
I spent most of my time looking for beer. One day I was out looking
for a nice place to build a city for my children when I spotted a
mutant in the forbidden zone. I landed my vehicle to pursue and
destroy this genetic freak before he could warn other mutants in the
underground caves. I was kind of like a one man force, eh, like
Charlton Heston in Omega Men, did you see that? It was a beauty.
[Doug leaps out and confronts Bob]
Bob: Fleshy-headed mutant, and you friendly?

Doug: No way, eh? Radiation has made me an enemy of civilization!

Bob: Alpha base, this is Bob McKenzie. I've spotted a fleshy-headed
mutant in sector 16B. [shoots Doug with ping-pong ball gun]

Doug: Ow! Take off, you hoser!

This new board truly has inspired you, hasnt it...

 

[Ogie Ogilthorpe]

Two bowls of split plea soup to go, eh.