Really bad names

[WazzuGrad00]

Just visited our local Wal-Mart and the name of one of the checkers is Phyllistine.

I'd love to know what the rejected options were.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Palestine
Palpatine
Palpable

 

[mustangj17]

Ashley spelled Ashole.

 

[mike311gd]

Anfernee.

 

[Trey Beamon]

There was a girl in my middle school named Smokey Dawn Hickey.

 

[friend of a friend]

I've got a telegram here for a Mr. & Mrs. Asswipe Johnson.

 

[OTD]

**** Trickle

 

[Big Circus]

My buddy's mom is an elementary school guidance counselor and had a kid a couple of years ago whose first and middle names were Father Universal.

 

[Beef03]

Went to highschool with a kid named **** Wilcox (and I don`t believe **** was short for Richard). Stuck with an unfortunate family name. I actually worked for his Grandpa also named **** Wilcox for a summer on their farm. They raised wild boars. Very tasty, but mean sonsofbitches.

My all time favourite, though, is former WADA head -- **** Pound. That`s a name to brag about.

 

[Big Circus]

There was a professor at my school named Richard Handler.

 

[mike311gd]

**** Cummings on the floor below mine.

 

[imjustagirl]

Went to HS with a guy named Jim Locker. And that was his given name, not James.

 

[markvid]

Barack Hussein

(I had to)

 

[Trey Beamon]

Went to HS with a guy named Jim Locker. And that was his given name, not James.

Awesome. Did he smell like ass/sock sweat?

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

In college I knew of an accounting professor whose name on the registration pamphlet was listed as Major Swindle.

 

[Scouter]

Was watching an episode of The Price is Right many years ago. Dude with the last name Kill gets down to contestant's row and is wearing a college sweatshirt. Bob Barker asks him what he's studying, and he says he's going to be a doctor -- Dr. Kill. Left Bob speechless.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

A cafeteria worker at the ballpark is named Champale. I have to stifle a laugh every time I see her name tag.

 

[Diabeetus]

Anfernee.

Mr. Duvall: Her name is Cady. Cady Heron. Where are you, Cady?
Cady: That's me. It's pronounced like Katie.
Mr. Duvall: My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.

 

[KG]

I went to HS with a guy named Mike Hunt.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I once had a sourpuss of a college English teacher named Sharon Buzzard.