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sportschick said:
The boy just asked if he could pick me up later than planned so he can GET A ****ING HAIRCUT.

I'd say he's got a problem when he sees you next.
 
I hate I'm not in London to see Harry Potter in the buff.
I have heard Equus is pretty good - this from a friend who read an adaptation of it.
 
Is it wrong of me to laugh at the preggers chick in my office (a good friend) who just chimed in "I just wanted to make sure I had the right Johnson" while trying to figure out if we were using a story on Brad Johnson or Calvin Johnson ...
 
Tommy_Dreamer said:
Is it wrong of me to laugh at the preggers chick in my office (a good friend) who just chimed in "I just wanted to make sure I had the right Johnson" while trying to figure out if we were using a story on Brad Johnson or Calvin Johnson ...

Not at all. We all got a good laugh one time when someone, after quickly putting together a small story, said, "I can't believe I just pulled 14 inches out of my ass."
 
Clever username said:
Tommy_Dreamer said:
Is it wrong of me to laugh at the preggers chick in my office (a good friend) who just chimed in "I just wanted to make sure I had the right Johnson" while trying to figure out if we were using a story on Brad Johnson or Calvin Johnson ...

Not at all. We all got a good laugh one time when someone, after quickly putting together a small story, said, "I can't believe I just pulled 14 inches out of my ass."

You sure you don't work with boots?
 
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Tommy_Dreamer said:
Clever username said:
Tommy_Dreamer said:
Is it wrong of me to laugh at the preggers chick in my office (a good friend) who just chimed in "I just wanted to make sure I had the right Johnson" while trying to figure out if we were using a story on Brad Johnson or Calvin Johnson ...

Not at all. We all got a good laugh one time when someone, after quickly putting together a small story, said, "I can't believe I just pulled 14 inches out of my ass."

You sure you don't work with boots?

No, the air smells clean in here.
 
Clever username said:
Tommy_Dreamer said:
Clever username said:
Tommy_Dreamer said:
Is it wrong of me to laugh at the preggers chick in my office (a good friend) who just chimed in "I just wanted to make sure I had the right Johnson" while trying to figure out if we were using a story on Brad Johnson or Calvin Johnson ...

Not at all. We all got a good laugh one time when someone, after quickly putting together a small story, said, "I can't believe I just pulled 14 inches out of my ass."

You sure you don't work with boots?

No, the air smells clean in here.

Oh, so it doesn't smell like bull**** eh? That's always good.
 
If a soldier brings back a STD from overseas; do you automatically deduce he was sleeping with prostitutes?
 
Tommy_Dreamer said:
Clever username said:
Tommy_Dreamer said:
Clever username said:
Tommy_Dreamer said:
Is it wrong of me to laugh at the preggers chick in my office (a good friend) who just chimed in "I just wanted to make sure I had the right Johnson" while trying to figure out if we were using a story on Brad Johnson or Calvin Johnson ...

Not at all. We all got a good laugh one time when someone, after quickly putting together a small story, said, "I can't believe I just pulled 14 inches out of my ass."

You sure you don't work with boots?

No, the air smells clean in here.

Oh, so it doesn't smell like bull**** eh? That's always good.

Very funny exchange guys. Great stuff.
 
Sxysprtswrtr said:
If a soldier brings back a STD from overseas; do you automatically deduce he was sleeping with prostitutes?

As a vet, I can say yes, very resoundingly. In the Navy, we have a saying: A girl in every port and a port in every girl.

They ain't jokin'.
 
Sxysprtswrtr said:
If a soldier brings back a STD from overseas; do you automatically deduce he was sleeping with prostitutes?

You would hope he caught it from a girl. You know the military these days. Don't ask ...
 
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