Questions for God

[Dirk Legume]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

 

[Overrated]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

About 4,500.

And, no I'm not god. I just play him in bed.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

- Anywhere I can buy MD Baja Blast without stepping into a Taco Bell?

No.

 

[John]

Should I get this thing lanced?

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

I have no desire to ask God a question.
I have always pictured myself in front of him at the end:
God: Any questions?
Me: No ... but, thanks. I had a hell of a ride and I'd love to do it again sometime.


However,
I would love nothing more than to watch clips in heaven.
Who are the 11 funniest men in the history of the world?
Can I see the top 100 most unintentionally funniest moments in history?
Stuff like that. ...
AND I gotta see a what Helen of Troy and Cleopatra looked like.

 

[MartinEnigmatica]

Is there a Santa Claus?

Maryann or Ginger?

 

[TrooperBari]

How long before the Cubs win a World Series?

How is Bill Hicks these days?

How baked were you when you created the duck-billed platypus?

 

[Buck]

One lump or two?

 

[KYSportsWriter]

After tonight, here's a question I'll ask:

Why does it hurt so much when you get stabbed in the back by a so-called friend?

 

[imjustagirl2]

Maybe he hit your kidney.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Maybe he hit your kidney.

Ouch. No wonder it hurts so much...

Oh well...I've washed my hands of the situation (IJAG knows what I'm talking about)...

 

[MertWindu]

"Why?"

I'd gather I'd be there for a while hearing the answer.

 

[pallister]

After tonight, here's a question I'll ask:

Why does it hurt so much when you get stabbed in the back by a so-called friend?

That's what you get for having friends.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Would you hit it?

 

[expendable]

Am I going to Hell for this?

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Hell=expendable.
Now that is scoreboard.

 

[expendable]

Since I'm doomed to hell...



Why are there only one set of footprints back there???

 

[Pencil Dick]

Big Guy (or Gal):

Who taught you to hit a 1-iron?

 

[Boom_70]

Does it bother your when Carl Everett points his finger toward you?

 

[EStreetJoe]

Does the Devil also look like George Burns?