Pregnancy gets you a 2-year ban

[Matt1735]

.... when you are a male basketball player submitting your girlfriend's urine for your drug test.

Former Ohio Bobcat DJ Cooper on FIBA suspension list for submitting pregnant woman’s urine to a drug test

 

[Severian]

Lmao

 

[Vombatus]

Gawd, I initially thought there’s a new sj banhammer.

 

[tapintoamerica]

I thought he hijacked a plane in the Northwest years ago.
Oh. DJ Cooper not DB.

 

[Batman]

Looks like the Bosnian national team will no longer be hangin' with Mr. Cooper.

 

[sgreenwell]

.... when you are a male basketball player submitting your girlfriend's urine for your drug test.

Former Ohio Bobcat DJ Cooper on FIBA suspension list for submitting pregnant woman’s urine to a drug test

Very nice work on this title thread.

 

[swingline]

Pregnancy gets you 18 years and a $250,000 fine.