Post your favorite euphemisms here

[Jim Tom Pinch]

Losing water weight the old fashioned way.

 

[Songbird]

Going to Office Max

 

[Bob Slydell]

Delivering a Cleveland Steamer. Maybe not a euphamism, but still funny.

Or launching the SS Brown Trout.

 

[93Devil]

Pinching a loaf, Dropping the kids off at the pool, Planting a spike

Worn hard and hung up wet

Squeezing the lemon

****ting the bed

Barstool beauty queen

Good from far but far from good

 

[ServeItUp]

Emptying the magazine.

 

[Sxysprtswrtr]

That guy just outpunted his coverage!

Is that a euphemism, tho?

 

[dooley_womack1]

--An extended tour of the Orient.
--"She is going out of town to visit relatives."
--John Thomas.

 

[hockeybeat]

Forechecked, backchecked...

The linesman in (insert obscure Canadian city here) is raising his arm; you can't say that (insert dirty joke/outrageously offensive line here) in this league...

 

[tapintoamerica]

In the interest of expanding this topic from its current course, I offer:
1) downsizing
2) "right-sizing"
3) When a kid was expelled from my school in 9th grade, an administrator told us the offender "has been separated from the School." Classic.

 

[cfinder]

exqueeze me, shotglass, but doesn't 322 East also take you to Lititz and Intercourse (though one wrong turn, and you're in Blue Ball).


Ah, Pennsylvania Amish country.