Police: 'Chunky' escorts rip off intoxicated men

[zimbabwe]

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/theblotter/2009787305_--_from_times_staff_reporter_2.html

The last two grafs are fantastic.

 

[imjustagirl]

While trying to describe the suspects to police, the men decided to rate the women on a scale of 1 to 10. Three said the women all rated a "2." But the man described by police as the most intoxicated disagreed and claimed they rated a "4."

That's damn near sigworthy.

 

[YGBFKM]

Awesome.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Reminds me of an encounter with some ladies of the night after a courtesy bus picked a group of us at a strip club near Pinehurst NC.