Penis Museum

[Captain_Kirk]

Last week I give you Hard Rock Park; this week an international museum of penises. Talk about a tour guide.

Specifically, the Icelandic Phallalogical Museum in Husavik, Iceland.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080515/od_nm/penismuseum_dc;_ylt=AvFGu5s9h7sbO5XIFLi5WECs0NUE.

Over 250 love missiles on display, including one from the apparently aptly named sperm whale, weighing 154 pounds. No shrinkage issue there.

No human penis is on display, but there are offers on the table, including an American who calls his pocket rocket, "Elmo".

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Unavailable for comment

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

A museum to a bigger ****.
http://www.nixonlibraryfoundation.org/

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

I just heard on the news Jenna Jameson was kicked out of the museum for thinking it was an amusement park.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

I just heard on the news Jenna Jameson was kicked out of the museum for thinking it was an amusement park.

Hey-yo!
Isn't he great, folks?
He'll be back for the late show.

 

[goalmouth]

I understand middle school teachers have been enquiring about field trips.

 

[terrier]

No Dillinger?

 

[Captain_Kirk]

It is only appropriate that we have rumpleforeskin post on this thread.

 

[Ace]

Whatever you do, don't pay the admission fee with your stimulus check.

 

[spnited]

Did Steely Dan play at the museum opening?

 

[Idaho]

What is Paris Hilton's pants, Alex?

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

What is Paris Hilton's pants, Alex?

And you have control of the board.

 

[Ace]

What is Paris Hilton's pants, Alex?

And you have control of the board.

Those $200 questions are getting too easy.

 

[cranberry]

Been there, done that. </Linda Lovelace>

 

[HejiraHenry]

Been there, done that. </Linda Lovelace>

RIP.

I heartily recommend the "Inside Deep Throat" documentary that's been show lately on the Sundance Channel. The only person to escape largely unscathed seems to be Harry Reems, who now plays a lot of golf and sells real estate.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Been there, done that. </Linda Lovelace>

RIP.

I heartily recommend the "Inside Deep Throat" documentary that's been show lately on the Sundance Channel. The only person to escape largely unscathed seems to be Harry Reems, who now plays a lot of golf and sells real estate.

That really is a great doc, HH.
And is there a skeevier human on the planet than the now elderly Al Goldstein? yeesh.

 

[cranberry]

Been there, done that. </Linda Lovelace>

RIP.

I heartily recommend the "Inside Deep Throat" documentary that's been show lately on the Sundance Channel. The only person to escape largely unscathed seems to be Harry Reems, who now plays a lot of golf and sells real estate.

That really is a great doc, HH.
And is there a skeevier human on the planet than the now elderly Al Goldstein? yeesh.

I'll have to check it out. I've been interested in LL ever since I found out she attended the ALL-GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL near my house. It's my favorite piece of local trivia.