Pauly Shore

[Angola!]

Most likely I am going to be doing an interview with Pauly Shore in the next two weeks and I was wondering what kinds of things I should ask him.
If anyone has any ideas, let me know. Since I know I will get a bunch of joke responses, if you have any serious ones and don't post them, please PM me. Thanks.
Angola!

 

[KP]

Re: Pauley Shore

Does he have to be so annoying?

 

[Bubbler]

Re: Pauley Shore

Ask him if he's still a stony individual.

Ask him if he cries himself to sleep every night for having made Son-In-Law.

 

[XXXX]

Re: Pauley Shore

ask him if the weasel still is likin the ladies (paulyshorestoneraccent)

 

[Buck]

Re: Pauley Shore

Please tell him the fact that he has more money than me makes me ashamed.

 

[BYH]

Re: Pauley Shore

Most likely I am going to be doing an interview with Pauley Shore in the next two weeks and I was wondering what kinds of things I should ask him.
If anyone has any ideas, let me know. Since I know I will get a bunch of joke responses, if you have any serious ones and don't post them, please PM me. Thanks.
Angola!

Dude, you should approach this like a joke. It's Pauly ****in Shore, the Dexy's Midnight Runners of MTV personalities. He made a movie called Pauly Shore Is Dead. I'd presume he could take if you took a less-than-reverential approach to this interview.

Some questions you should ask:

1.) Did he cop a feel from Tiffani Amber Thiessen during Son In Law? Or Kennedy at MTV?
2.) Has he ever approached NBC with an idea for a show following Carson Daly? Something like "Sleeping In The Gutters With The Weez?"
3.) When did he first start losing his hair?
4.) Why didn't he use the same hair replacement therapy as John Norris?
5.) Has anyone ever laughed at him in a "we're laughing with you, not at you" sort of way?
6.) How did he land a 5-movie deal and was he surprised he got to complete all five pictures even though he was officially a has-been by the time Son In Law came out?
7.) What kind of pics of Hollywood execs did he have to land a TV show on Fox in 1997?
8.) At what point did he realize he was completely devoid of talent?
9.) Does he know what happened to Randee of the Redwoods?
10.) How does it feel to suck so hard that he can't even count on a boom in '80s/'90s nostalgia to give his career a second wind?

 

[Bubbler]

Re: Pauley Shore

Will he soon appear in a Trivial Pursuit: 90s Edition commercial? Or has he already?

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

Re: Pauley Shore

Ask him if he's still a stony individual.

Ask him if he cries himself to sleep every night for having made Son-In-Law.

In all seriousness, Son-In-Law is a pretty funny movie.

Really.

Well, I liked it.

No, I'm not ashamed.

Screw you then!

 

[BYH]

Re: Pauley Shore

Just shut up and make a Son In Law poster starring Murphy.

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

Re: Pauley Shore

Just shut up and make a Son In Law poster starring Murphy.

 

[BYH]

Re: Pauley Shore

Just shut up and make a Son In Law poster starring Murphy.

Brilliant!!! Totally Murphy!

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Re: Pauley Shore

I laughed! I cried! I licked my balls!

--Michael Medved

 

[Precious Roy]

Re: Pauley Shore

On a slightly serious note, I grew up in the town that In The Army Now, I think that was the name of it, was filmed. Shore was tossed from many of the strip clubs for groping dancers. I even think he was arrested once. Freaking weeze. I'd like to know if he is either sorry for his past discressions or if he feels like he's owed it for doing some of the crappy movies he has.

By the way, Pauley Shore is Dead....... GREAT movie.

 

[Del_B_Vista]

Re: Pauley Shore

I really thought somebody had started a thread a left off the "RIP" for Mr. Shore. That was the only reason I could imagine seeing his name on a thread title. So Angola!, I hope you don't lose any sleep knowing that interview will be __ minutes of your life you will never get back.

 

[Starman]

Re: Pauley Shore

By the way, Pauly Shore is Dead....... GREAT movie.

Certainly one of the most inspirational titles of recent decades. : :

 

[hondo]

Re: Pauley Shore

You can ask him how so much is accomplished with so little talent.

 

[Trey Beamon]

Re: Pauley Shore

Ask Pauly about the last time he wheezed the juice.

 

[Football_Bat]

Re: Pauley Shore

Ask Pauly why he isn't funny.

 

[Jake_Taylor]

Re: Pauley Shore

I'll resist tempation and give you a serious response. I think his parents owned or ran The Comedy Store, so he grew up around some comedy legends. Maybe you could tactfully ask him if he feels like he lived up to his upbringing as a comedian. I'd ask him what it's like to attend Beverly Hills High when so many of the kids there turn out to be celebrities. Is it hard to poke fun of yourself and take so much flak from others or does the money and fame, etc. make it worth it? How pissed was he when Drama got him kicked out of the Playboy Mansion?

 

[heyabbott]

Re: Pauley Shore

Matt Leinert is jealous of all the prime, tight SoCal p*$$y Paulie has gotten over the years., So am I.