The university I cover on a regular basis issues season press credentials to media which cover the team. Today, one particular paper had some guy on press row sitting next to me who wasn't supposed to be there. I saw his badge and I knew the name of the person it was issued to. I looked at the man and asked where is "John" he said probably home watching the game on TV and then writing about it. I said well I know "John" and you aren't him. He didn't know what to say. ... I asked him how the paper was going and he said he didn't know (didn't work there). ... had to share. ...