Overturned truck spills "sex toys" all over I-40 in Oklahoma

[maumann]

Talk about losing your load prematurely.

Avalanche of Sex Toys Spill Out Onto Highway After Truck Flips Over (newsweek.com)

 

[jr/shotglass]

Well, they just might as well shut down U.S. 11 between Harrisburg and Selinsgrove for a few weeks.

 

[bumpy mcgee]

Surprised it wasn't near the intersection with Highway 69 at Checotah

 

[DanielSimpsonDay]

Dil-DOH!

 

[UPChip]

I saw this yesterday and was absolutely stunned this happened in a state other than Florida.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Didn't the cargo have a strap on?

 

[MileHigh]

So the rubber met the road?

 

[dixiehack]

The lost verse to Choctaw Bingo.

 

[micropolitan guy]

"We don't have vi-brators in Muskogee
We don't take trips on KY jelly ..."

 

[Songbird]

No truth to the rumor CK was first on the scene to salvage the lube.

 

[Starman]

Climax 1 Mile!!
:eek::eek:

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Of course, the state in which this occurs starts with an "O" ... the city, too, depending on whether the outskirts count.

Also, this excerpt:

In the footage reporter Jim Gardner, who was on the helicopter, said: "This is a semi that overturned and lost its load here. There is a lot of stuff to clean up."

 

[maumann]

For Michiganders, it's an old joke that never gets tired:

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

I can top that.

 

[PCLoadLetter]

Spilldo.

 

[rtse11]

 

[jr/shotglass]

Premature ejaculation, truck style.

 

[dixiehack]

 

[The Big Ragu]

Premature ejaculation, truck style.

Come again?

 

[Songbird]

Passed a few weeks ago ...