Ouch! Dude got what he deserved.

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

From the Roane (County, W.Va) Record
Feel bad for the girlfriend, but glad she wasn't charged. The cop sounds like a reasonable enough fellow.

A man has been arrested after his pregnant girlfriend allegedly caught him having sex with two underage girls.
State Police responded to a home in the Looneyville area July 29 amidst reports of a domestic disturbance.
When officers arrived at the residence at 2010 Canoe Run Rd., they allegedly found Christopher Cochran, 22, in the grip of his girlfriend, who caught him after he just had sex with two girls, ages 15 and 17, at the same time.
Trooper P.S. Fisher of the Spencer detachment said the girlfriend was eight months pregnant. After she arrived from her home at Tariff, Fisher said the woman grabbed her boyfriend’s private parts and, refusing to let loose, pulled him around the house.
Fisher said he did not charge the woman, who was in her 30s, with the domestic incident. “I figured with an eight-month pregnant woman who found her boyfriend with two teenage girls, it would be difficult,” he said. Fisher said the 15-year-old was interviewed by a child protective services worker and admitted to what happened. He said Cochran and the older girl also provided statements to police.
Following the investigation, Fisher obtained warrants charging Cochran with third-degree sexual assault and abuse, sexual abuse by a custodian, contributing to the delinquency of a minor and indecent exposure.
After he had agreed to surrender himself to authorities in Roane County, Fisher said Cochran left the area and was arrested in Mingo County Saturday. Police feared he may have been headed to North Carolina or Florida, where Fisher said Cochran is on probation for robbery.
Cochran was arraigned by Mingo County Magistrate Eugene Crum and lodged in the Southwestern Regional Jail in Holden in lieu of $102,000 bond.

 

[John]

Looneyville, indeed.

 

[Grimace]

That's the price you pay for being a playa'.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

It's too bad
She's got you by the balls
She's got your name
She's got your number
You're screamin' blue murder
And you can't get away from it all

It's too bad, she's got you by the balls
It's too bad, she's got you by the balls
It's too bad, she's got you by the balls

 

[DemoChristian]

I'll probably be in the minority, but I think she should be charged as well.
He got what he deserved. He should be in jail for statutory rape and he's obviously a bad person.
Still, we can't just allow people to take whatever revenge they feel is warranted. It's a dangerous precedent.

 

[hondo]

I'll probably be in the minority, but I think she should be charged as well.
He got what he deserved. He should be in jail for statutory rape and he's obviously a bad person.
Still, we can't just allow people to take whatever revenge they feel is warranted. It's a dangerous precedent.

Well, she could have cut it off ... or shot it off.
Guy's a douche on many levels. The cop made the right call.

 

[Ace]

That little baby's gonna have some prize-winning parents.

 

[DemoChristian]

I'll probably be in the minority, but I think she should be charged as well.
He got what he deserved. He should be in jail for statutory rape and he's obviously a bad person.
Still, we can't just allow people to take whatever revenge they feel is warranted. It's a dangerous precedent.

Well, she could have cut it off ... or shot it off.
Guy's a douche on many levels. The cop made the right call.

What if the situation were reversed. What if he came home and caught her with a pair of underage guys. Would you be OK with him grabbing her by the breasts and dragging her around the house?

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

 

[Dickens Cider]

What if the situation were reversed. What if he came home and caught her with a pair of underage guys. Would you be OK with him grabbing her by the breasts and dragging her around the house?

Are you asking hondo or poindexter?

 

[hondo]

I'll probably be in the minority, but I think she should be charged as well.
He got what he deserved. He should be in jail for statutory rape and he's obviously a bad person.
Still, we can't just allow people to take whatever revenge they feel is warranted. It's a dangerous precedent.

Well, she could have cut it off ... or shot it off.
Guy's a douche on many levels. The cop made the right call.

What if the situation were reversed. What if he came home and caught her with a pair of underage guys. Would you be OK with him grabbing her by the breasts and dragging her around the house?

Quit defending this guy. He's an in-bred hillbilly who's lucky he lived to be 22.

 

[DemoChristian]

What if the situation were reversed. What if he came home and caught her with a pair of underage guys. Would you be OK with him grabbing her by the breasts and dragging her around the house?

Are you asking hondo or poindexter?

I'm sure I'm missing some joke here, because I don't get the reference to poindexter.

 

[Dickens Cider]

What if the situation were reversed. What if he came home and caught her with a pair of underage guys. Would you be OK with him grabbing her by the breasts and dragging her around the house?

Are you asking hondo or poindexter?

I'm sure I'm missing some joke here, because I don't get the reference to poindexter.

Woman ... underage boys ...

 

[DemoChristian]

I'll probably be in the minority, but I think she should be charged as well.
He got what he deserved. He should be in jail for statutory rape and he's obviously a bad person.
Still, we can't just allow people to take whatever revenge they feel is warranted. It's a dangerous precedent.

Well, she could have cut it off ... or shot it off.
Guy's a douche on many levels. The cop made the right call.

What if the situation were reversed. What if he came home and caught her with a pair of underage guys. Would you be OK with him grabbing her by the breasts and dragging her around the house?

Quit defending this guy. He's an in-bred hillbilly who's lucky he lived to be 22.

I didn't realize saying the law is the law was defending someone.
You're making the same type of argument we so often hear from your side about Guantanamo -- don't be a terrorist and we won't lock you up there.

 

[DemoChristian]

What if the situation were reversed. What if he came home and caught her with a pair of underage guys. Would you be OK with him grabbing her by the breasts and dragging her around the house?

Are you asking hondo or poindexter?

I'm sure I'm missing some joke here, because I don't get the reference to poindexter.

Woman ... underage boys ...

Ok. Yeah, I should have been a little quicker on the uptake there.

 

[Some Guy]

Chick didn't kill him.
She didn't cut off anything.
She didn't do any permanent damage.

I say, let her slide.

If we arrested every half-cocked, estrogen-overloaded person who went around grabbing people's balls, Michael Jackson would be serving a life sentence right now.

 

[Ace]

Chick didn't kill him.
She didn't cut off anything.
She didn't do any permanent damage.

I say, let her slide.

If we arrested every half-cocked, estrogen-overloaded person who went around grabbing people's balls, Michael Jackson would be serving a life sentence right now.

Excellent point, but it sounds like she was full-cocked.

 

[DemoChristian]

Chick didn't kill him.
She didn't cut off anything.
She didn't do any permanent damage.

I say, let her slide.

If we arrested every half-cocked, estrogen-overloaded person who went around grabbing people's balls, Michael Jackson would be serving a life sentence right now.

Remember that if some chick ever grabs you by the balls (and not in a nice way), whether you deserve it or not.
The guy should get what he deserves from the legal system, not from an enraged girlfriend. That's why we have a legal system, to mete out justice and to protect us from each other.

 

[Grimace]

Chick didn't kill him.
She didn't cut off anything.
She didn't do any permanent damage.

I say, let her slide.

If we arrested every half-cocked, estrogen-overloaded person who went around grabbing people's balls, Michael Jackson would be serving a life sentence right now.

Remember that if some chick ever grabs you by the balls (and not in a nice way), whether you deserve it or not.
The guy should get what he deserves from the legal system, not from an enraged girlfriend. That's why we have a legal system, to mete out justice and to protect us from each other.

Plus, that guy's balls were probably already sore after banging two chicks. Be considerate and give him a few minutes to gather himself.

 

[DemoChristian]

Chick didn't kill him.
She didn't cut off anything.
She didn't do any permanent damage.

I say, let her slide.

If we arrested every half-cocked, estrogen-overloaded person who went around grabbing people's balls, Michael Jackson would be serving a life sentence right now.

Remember that if some chick ever grabs you by the balls (and not in a nice way), whether you deserve it or not.
The guy should get what he deserves from the legal system, not from an enraged girlfriend. That's why we have a legal system, to mete out justice and to protect us from each other.

Plus, that guy's balls were probably already sore after banging two chicks.