Old man calls 911 or Bubbler in 50 years

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

A 97-year-old man who wanted to watch a Milwaukee Brewers game called 911 to report someone had stolen his remote control.
According to the Greenfield police report:
The man called 911 to report someone had stolen his remote control from his residence in the 9300 block of West Howard Avenue prior to 8 p.m. Sept. 26.
The remote control was found after police responded, so the man was able to watch the Brewers game.

 

[imjustagirl]

That's ridiculous.

Bubbler isn't 47.