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I'm amazed at the chutzpah guys have to try this ****. I've seen it done, but I couldn't even imagine walking up and grinding on some woman as a way of saying "hi."

This stuff always reminds me of my favorite bar pick-up line story. I was at one of the more notorious bars on campus back when I was in school with a buddy of mine and two girls he knew, one of which was very young and extremely hot.

On her way back from a restroom run, we saw a very large football player approach her. Then, suddenly she turned bright red, turned away from him and ran.

It took a while for us to find out what he had said, but it turned out to be, "You know, we could just have sex and not tell anybody."
 
outofplace said:
I'm amazed at the chutzpah guys have to try this ****. I've seen it done, but I couldn't even imagine walking up and grinding on some woman as a way of saying "hi."

This stuff always reminds me of my favorite bar pick-up line story. I was at one of the more notorious bars on campus back when I was in school with a buddy of mine and two girls he knew, one of which was very young and extremely hot.

On her way back from a restroom run, we saw a very large football player approach her. Then, suddenly she turned bright red, turned away from him and ran.

It took a while for us to find out what he had said, but it turned out to be, "You know, we could just have sex and not tell anybody."

But to be fair, who hasn't used that line?
 
wicked said:
What the story doesn't say is if the grinding is just random, or if it happens while you're dancing.

I've grinded in the process of dancing, but it's not like I'd walk up to a random woman and start rubbing my junk into hers.

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In contrast, the women were less likely to report initiating similar behaviours. Grinding from behind was initiated by 49.7 per cent of the women, grinding pelvis-to-pelvis 50.3 per cent, buttock touching 31.5 per cent, breast/chest touching 22.4 per cent and genital touching 8.4 per cent. The women said they engaged in the activity for fun, not as a means of developing relationships.

Buncha teases
 
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PhilaYank36 said:
I'd like to say that I'm pretty close to a gentleman, despite my Polish background. I will say this, though: I have enough common sense to realize that I have absolutely no business on the dance floor, therefore, I'd never just start bumping and grinding with some random woman from behind. I mean, what if she turns around and looks like this:

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Just buying a pretty lady a drink and saying hello is good enough for me.

She looked a lot different at 2 a.m. I swear :-[ :-[ :-[ That image will haunt my dreams, no saying no teeth to that!

And only 80 percent were approached in an overtly sexual manner. Seesms kind low.
 
Bob Zany, at least I think it was him, had the best bar pickup line. He said find the drunkest girl go up to her and go , "come on let's go."
 
I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.

Don't you agree?
 
I've done this (in a drunken stupor, of course). And my success rate was way better than 30 percent.

SCOREBOARD!!!
 

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