Montezuma's Revenge
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I know how to treat a lady.
Okay SJ gentlemen members, tell us the truth!
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Cansportschick
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Montezuma's Revenge said:I know how to treat a lady.
Yes, I can see that you do
Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!
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The local TV sports guy at my old stop was a serial grinder.
So much so, he would go out on the dance floor and grind (more like dry hump!) on a chick until he came in his pants.
Clincher: He (all 6-foot-7) would raise his hand in the air and countdown til, ahem, blast off.
Of course this is the same guy who during a broadcast counted Ric Flair as his personal all-time favorite sports hero.
Not that there is anything wrong with that ....
So much so, he would go out on the dance floor and grind (more like dry hump!) on a chick until he came in his pants.
Clincher: He (all 6-foot-7) would raise his hand in the air and countdown til, ahem, blast off.
Of course this is the same guy who during a broadcast counted Ric Flair as his personal all-time favorite sports hero.
Not that there is anything wrong with that ....
Bucknutty
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I can't dance, so I think that removes me from this conversation.
Rosie
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Don't go to those kinds of bars, never had a guy try that on me.
Had it happened, or if it ever does happen, he'll pick himself up on the other side of next month.
Had it happened, or if it ever does happen, he'll pick himself up on the other side of next month.
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Cadet
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Used to live in a city where there was a club known as the "Octopus Lounge" ... guys would stand on the edge of the dance floor and if a girl got too close, they would step up, entangle with tentacle-like arms and proceed to grind.
Buck
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My record is not entirely clean, but I can claim gentlemanly behavior with at least a 90 percent frequency.
However, I don't dance, so there's no grinding going on along that avenue.
And my instances of ungentlemanly behavior have never included frotteurism.
What I found most interesting about that article is the percentage of women who say they have engaged in the same behavior.
However, I don't dance, so there's no grinding going on along that avenue.
And my instances of ungentlemanly behavior have never included frotteurism.
What I found most interesting about that article is the percentage of women who say they have engaged in the same behavior.
Platyrhynchos
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Buck said:
There's a word you don't use in everyday conversation.
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Fenian_Bastard
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Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! said:
I may not survive this post.
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shotglass
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I find grinding against a woman to be not only unfulfilling, but kinda animalistic and disgusting.
I'd find the same to be true if a woman did it to me.
Do these guys speak in tongues after trying to pick up a girl like that?
I'd find the same to be true if a woman did it to me.
Do these guys speak in tongues after trying to pick up a girl like that?
Oggiedoggie
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Damn!
I knew that I must have been doing it wrong.
I was beginning to think that they were all lesbians!
It's beginning to get to the point where you can't trust some of the things that you learn from your drunken buddies.
I knew that I must have been doing it wrong.
I was beginning to think that they were all lesbians!
It's beginning to get to the point where you can't trust some of the things that you learn from your drunken buddies.
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JackyJackBN
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Once, while I was standing on a pier in Cannes, a working girl in an open-knit dress walked up behind me and fondled my butt. I almost jumped into the water.
I may not be a perfect gentleman, but I'm refreshingly innocent.
I may not be a perfect gentleman, but I'm refreshingly innocent.
dreunc1542
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Guys in America shoud just act more like the guys in Europe. They skip all the pleasantries and get right to the point. My friends were in a club in Spain and a Spanish guy comes up to them and says: (pointing at one and then the other) "I'm gonna **** you and then I'm gonna **** your friend." Doesn't get much more straghtforward than that.
Big Buckin' agate_monkey
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Rosie said:
Wow. Watch out for Rosie in a bar.
Note to self: at the next outting party, get someone to 'grind' on Rosie.
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See they get away with that cause they have an accent. Except, you'd think in Spain most everyone has a Spanish accent. I know here at least dudes with accents get away with saying everything.dreunc1542 said:
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Fenian_Bastard
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They call me....
Buck
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dreunc1542 said:
That's more my style:
Excuse me. I'm feeling aroused, but I would prefer not to go home and indulge myself in self-gratification. Rather, I suggest that we leave this place and engage in sexual congress.
Big Buckin' agate_monkey
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Buck said:
You bloody ****in' Brit.
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zeke12
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Buck said:
And the dolphin understands all of that?
