Oh shtttt!

[Starman]

'You can sit in your seat or you can be left behind': Delta passenger forced to fly in seat stained with feces

 

[Slacker]

Every party has a pooper.

 

[playthrough]

As I started to read that I thought "they'll give him 50,000 miles to shut up" and, yep, that was it. Glad he's fighting it.