Oh, poop

[Jake from State Farm]

Police: Ohio pair made laxative cookies for strikers

 

[Starman]

Meth, it's a hell of a drug

 

[HanSenSE]

Meth, it's a hell of a drug

No sh_t.

 

[Slacker]

Investigators say they also made a video showing
the laxative pills being mixed into the cookie batter.

Poster kids for this year's ‘You Can't Fix Stupid’ March.

 

[Scout]

The horchata is a superior beverage.

 

[Chef2]

Couple of ****heads.

 

[swingline]

People were honking to support striking teachers (story), waking them up while sleeping off all-night benders (speculation).

But, seriously, would you eat a cookie one of them offered to you?