Oh, old one-ball Adolf...

[zeke12]

The Sudetenland
annexed; remains extra spot
in my Nazi sack

 

[imjustagirl]

Zeke One-Two, Hitler.
One of these not like other
Young Zeke is ballsy.

 

[imjustagirl]

The Sudetenland
annexed; remains extra spot
in my Nazi sack

BAD BREAK!

 

[buckweaver]

The Sudetenland
annexed; remains extra spot
in my Nazi sack

BAD BREAK!

Haiku Nazi. ::)

 

[Norman Stansfield]

For those that were wondering....

Hitler, has only got one ball,
the other, is in the Albert Hall
Himmler, is very similar,
And poor old Goebbels, has no balls at all.

That's the version I was taught anyway.

I was actually just watching 'Bridge Over The River Kwai' last night, and apparently, in the original script, that was the song the British soldiers were singing as they marched into and out of the Japanese POW camp.

It was later changed to whistling.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

This thread is funny
Because of Hitler's one ball
I'm laughing out loud.

 

[zeke12]

The Sudetenland
annexed; remains extra spot
in my Nazi sack

BAD BREAK!

Well, it would be, growing up with only one ball, but he didn't have to go all nutty on us.

 

[lono]

I wish you'd have used spaces. All we can see is the name through "ge."

If that's taken, you should be Eva Braun's Silk Igloo.

 

[imjustagirl]

The Sudetenland
annexed; remains extra spot
in my Nazi sack

BAD BREAK!

Haiku Nazi. ::)

Just wanted to steal dools' thunder. That was always his post.

 

[finishthehat]

For those that were wondering....

Hitler, has only got one ball,
the other, is in the Albert Hall
Himmler, is very similar,
And poor old Goebbels, has no balls at all.

That's the version I was taught anyway.

The second line I was taught was "Goering has two but they are small."

 

[Double J]

I now give to you
The story of World War II
In rhyming haikus

Hitler was aback
She would not show him her rack
"You have half a sack"

He said to us all
"When I cause Paris to fall
Found, will be my ball"

The French, they are sluts
We looked, and can you guess what?
Right - there was no nut

Testicles abound
In the sky and on the ground
Hitler's was not found

France was invaded
Hitler, still half castrated
Defeat was fated

The Russians appeared
We searched, and still it was clear
No gonad in here

The moral is shown
The world, a man cannot own
Who has but one stone

 

[imjustagirl]

Holy ****.

I bow in your general direction. Which I guess is kind of Northwest. :D

 

[novelist_wannabe]

I think it was George Carlin who used this in his comedy ... "Did you know Hitler had one ball? Maybe he had one ball and two strikes against hime." Coulda been Steve Martin. I can't remember ...

I also can't believe this thread got to three pages before it, ahem, came up.

 

[outofplace]

I think it was George Carlin who used this in his comedy ... "Did you know Hitler had one ball? Maybe he had one ball and two strikes against hime." Coulda been Steve Martin. I can't remember ...

I also can't believe this thread got to three pages before it, ahem, came up.

It was Carlin, though I can't remember exactly how he put it. I mentioned him earlier in the thread.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

I don't know if I got it word for word, but it was definitely a one ball, two strikes reference.

And clearly, no, you're not the only one thinking of Carlin. One could make the case that him including it in a standup routine in the 1980s makes this deep background, but it's entertaining, nonetheless.

 

[imjustagirl]

Nope, the story mentions how it had been rumored for decades. But now we have medical charts.

 

[slappy4428]

Nope, the story mentions how it had been rumored for decades. But now we have medical charts.

TTIWWO... aw hell, no it isn't

 

[Football_Bat]

No wonder he was Führ-ious.


______


By the way, I got confirmation that it was indeed a British WWII marching song:

 

[novelist_wannabe]

Eva Braun, not amused.

 

[Football_Bat]

Eva Braun, not amused.

A-ha!

Check her purse!