Official fun with the new ads thread...

[zeke12]

Take your best shot.

I'd like to buy some adult toys.

Anyone have Quiznos for lunch?

That David Eckstein sure is a Hustler.

 

[Angola!]

Take your best shot.

I'd like to buy some adult toys.

Anyone have Quiznos for lunch?

That David Eckstein sure is a Hustler.

That apparently didn't work.
But what about health clubs?

Edit: Damnit, that didn't work either, though it was underlined on another thread.
Maybe it isn't instantaneous.

 

[spup1122]

Kobe Bryant and LeBron James are the greatest basketball players of all time. [/pho-realDIAN]

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

"My friend" enjoys having chicken McNuggets stuffed in his ass while he sings Jackson Browne's greatest hits. He also enjoys tucking his **** between his legs, ala Jame Gumb, while watching Mayberry RFD reruns.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Come check out a map of Hawaii, all spread out on the bed.

 

[zeke12]

None of this seems to be working...

What gives?

 

[slappy4428]

I see a link to Kobe but not to LeBron... hmmm....
Does that mean you have to take an unwelcome trip down the Hershey Highway for a link?

 

[zeke12]

Here goes nothing...


I wonder if amazon.com has any books on the new trend of ass-to-mouth?

 

[dixiehack]

Well I'd just like to thank everybody involved in helping the Coca Cola, Black & Decker, Raid, Dollar General, Jiffy Lube, California Pizza Kitchen, Nike Ford make it to victory lane. We didn't mean to get sideways in two and tap the Amway, Century 21, Buffalo Wild Wings, Prestone, DHL, Wal-Mart, Paramount Pictures, Icy Hot Chevy into the wall. Just one of those racin' deals that comes up in this sport.

 

[leo1]

maybe it's totally random. i'll give it a shot.

some people order prostitutes on the internet. these same people order sex toys. and sometimes birthday cake. with lots of ice cream. and whiskey.

 

[zeke12]

Perhaps someone knows where I can purchase some Arby's sauce?

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Last night we had a guy ask about a big tent for camping. Some suggestions were to look at Cabela's, REI and places like that.

 

[zeke12]

The ads seem to pop up on completely innocuous words like camping.

It would be a lot cooler if they would latch on to some words like ****-ring.

 

[Gutter]

***** eaten.

Nope, didn't work.

 

[farmerjerome]

My favorite teams are the Eagles, Crimson Tide, Syracuse, Red Sox, um Abercrombie & Fitch, American Eagle, Best Buy, Indigo Girls.

Edit: Nothing. **** it.

 

[dixiehack]

My favorite teams are the Eagles, Crimson Tide, Syracuse, Red Sox, um Abercrombie & Fitch, American Eagle, Best Buy, Indigo Girls.

**** it.

At least the one that matters worked.

 

[slappy4428]

Smegma

Nope, that didn't work either.

How about a new book by Ron Ingram or Christopher Walsh?

 

[zeke12]

There appears to be some sort of delay, fj, because Crimson Tide is now locked and loaded...

Cockdian. Just for grins.

 

[Montezuma's Revenge]

I had a great time at band camp.

You wouldn't believe the things we can do with our instruments.

We made such beautiful music together -- it was better than living in a penthouse.

Which makes me think of that great, apocryphal story about Zsa Zsa appearing on the Johnny Carson Show. She brought out a cat, which Johnny duly noted.

"Would you like to pet my p****?''

"Move the damn cat."

Edit: Drats. Foiled. Back to watching the "Girls Gone Wild" video collection.

 

[Montezuma's Revenge]

My favorite teams are the Eagles, Crimson Tide, Syracuse, Red Sox, um Abercrombie & Fitch, American Eagle, Best Buy, Indigo Girls.

Edit: Nothing. **** it.

Indigo Girls? Outing alert: FJ plays for both teams.