Now they tell us: Wisconsin court says sex with dead bodies illegal

[Small Town Guy]

Only in Wisconsin.

Guy sees picture of a woman who died in motorcycle accident. Asks buddies to bring shovels - and rubbers - to dig her up and screw her (they failed in that task).

Wonder what the conversation was like at the Grunke household after it happened.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25609866/

 

[pallister]

This pretty much ends all those Packers postgame celebrations.

 

[Dickens Cider]

 

[Overrated]

TTIWOP

 

[writing irish]

This just in: Francsico Franco is still un****able in Wisconsin.

 

[Overrated]

Arguably, the most hilarious graf in the story:

In Wednesday's 5-2 decision, the high court said Wisconsin law makes sex acts with dead people illegal because they are unable to give consent.

Because the dead can't give consent? That's why it's wrong? Really?

Two dissenters? Even that wouldn't happen in Detroit.

 

[pallister]

You gotta love Wisconsin.

 

[zeke12]

Hey, some of us remember when the great state of Wisconsin found itself in a legal pickle because they couldn't find a charge to stick on the guy they arrested for humping the deer he had just shot.

I think they got him for failure to make sausage out of it, which is a class b felony there.

 

[pallister]

See, opposite ends of the spectrum can come together on issues lke Wisconsinites ****ing dead people. I love this country.

 

[zeke12]

Hey, you gotta **** Ed Gein before Ed Gein ****s you.

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

Two dissenters? Even that wouldn't happen in Detroit.

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

 

[thegrifter]

damnit! now i have to change my vacation plans.

 

[Rosie]

I hate myself for even knowing this, but Zeke, if you're talking about that guy from Superior, he found that deer along side the road.

It was road kill.

:-X :-X :-X :-X

 

[zeke12]

I hate myself for even knowing this, but Zeke, if you're talking about that guy from Superior, he found that deer along side the road.

It was road kill.

:-X :-X :-X :-X

Wow.

Just wow.

Hadn't heard that part of the story. But, in Superior, that's an above-average date.

Wonder if he took it to the Tap Room for a beer?

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

Shouldn't this little loophole have been patched up shortly after Jeffrey Dahmer was arrested?

"Honest officer, I thought the nearly dead guy was still alive when I was ****in' him. I wouldn't **** a dead guy; that's illegal."

 

[dooley_womack1]

I'm still waiting for Zagoshe to come here and say that civil liberties are being abridged.

 

[slappy4428]

While they can't consent, they also can't decline either...

 

[Rosie]

Ew, slappy, that's just gross.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Speaking of Ed Gein, is it illegal to make furniture out of your victims' bodies up there yet?

 

[slappy4428]

So it would be in bad taste that the Vikings would be three-point dogs against them too?