Now THAT'S a divot...

[BenPoquette]

Model sues Playboy when radio host misses ball teed up between her cheeks and blasts her in the butt.

http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Sports/2014/03/14/Painful-Foreplay-Model-Sues-Playboy-After-Golf-Tee-in-Butt-Stunt-Goes-Wrong

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Always get permission before blasting a Playmate in the butt.

 

[Football_Bat]

Thought this was going to be about John Daly's 90 today.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Model sues Playboy when radio host misses ball teed up between her cheeks and blasts her in the butt.

http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Sports/2014/03/14/Painful-Foreplay-Model-Sues-Playboy-After-Golf-Tee-in-Butt-Stunt-Goes-Wrong

Some headlines just write themselves.

 

[Batman]

Only $500,000? Most playmates have a million dollar ass.

 

[Songbird]

Thought it was going to be about Lohan's hoo-ha. 2 rounds of Hollywood have teed off on her.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Did the tee break?

 

[Football_Bat]

That wasn't a tee, that was a railroad spike painted white.

 

[Vombatus]

Any evidence of anal bleaching?

 

[93Devil]

Can that website get anything right?

A whiff on a tee shot is different than what happened here. A whiff is picking your head up and have the head fly over the top of the ball, not costing the golfer a stroke. Here, he chunked the **** out of it.

All puns intended.

 

[playthrough]

Thought this was going to be about John Daly's 90 today.

Really deserves a thread of its own. Daly has 62 rounds of 80 or higher on the PGA Tour, which is absolutely mindblowing. I'm not sure if you added up the 80s shot by every other multiple-major winner that you'd get to 62.

 

[93Devil]

Thought this was going to be about John Daly's 90 today.

Really deserves a thread of its own. Daly has 62 rounds of 80 or higher on the PGA Tour, which is absolutely mindblowing. I'm not sure if you added up the 80s shot by every other multiple-major winner that you'd get to 62.

If he shoots his age someday it will be the greatest life accomplishment ever when you consider how he has lived his life.

 

[bigpern23]

Can that website get anything right?

A whiff on a tee shot is different than what happened here. A whiff is picking your head up and have the head fly over the top of the ball, not costing the golfer a stroke. Here, he chunked the **** out of it.

All puns intended.

Not to quibble, but I'm pretty sure a whiff on the tee counts as a stroke if the intent is to hit the ball. If the golfer checks his swing and raises the club head up before reaching the ball, it doesn't count. It's all about intent.

But, yes, he definitely chunked her ass. And "butt stunt" is a fabulous way to describe this fiasco.

 

[Vombatus]

Bill Murray should have been the one on the tee box. "It's in the hole!!!!"

 

[93Devil]

Mrs. Haverncamp had a sweet ass for an eighty-something. It was a peach.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Can that website get anything right?

A whiff on a tee shot is different than what happened here. A whiff is picking your head up and have the head fly over the top of the ball, not costing the golfer a stroke. Here, he chunked the **** out of it.

All puns intended.

Not to quibble, but I'm pretty sure a whiff on the tee counts as a stroke if the intent is to hit the ball. If the golfer checks his swing and raises the club head up before reaching the ball, it doesn't count. It's all about intent.

But, yes, he definitely chunked her ass. And "butt stunt" is a fabulous way to describe this fiasco.

Maybe he chunked the **** out of it and then whiffed it.

 

[old_tony]

Only $500,000? Most playmates have a million dollar ass.

Only one cheek got damaged.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

And, of course, there is video.

http://www.tmz.com/2014/03/15/liz-dickinson-playboy-golf-swing-ass-cheek-lawsuit/

 

[LongTimeListener]

That bruise looks bad, but they can airbrush it right off.

 

[Vombatus]

It's only a flesh wound!