... not that there's anything wrong with that

[indiansnetwork]

Knowing Ragu as I do, I can tell you he is as straight as Lombardo Street, errr, he is as straight as the Road to Hana, errr, he is as straight as Owen Wilson's nose.

Wow. An unexpected, surprise appearance from someone who actually knows me well. I'm pleasantly surprised! Of course, I won't mention your insistence to this day that a certain woman (initials P.W.) was super hot, a characterization that calls all of your judgments for eternity into question.

Ragu does like Coldplay and he did once macrame himself a pair of jean shorts.

Holy ****. I can't believe you went there. Rememer those mp3s you hit me with a few years ago--the guy who sounded like a cross between Tiny Tim and the brokeback folk singer?

Alex, why are you and Big Ragu arguing so much, did something happen between the two of you?

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

Knowing Ragu as I do, I can tell you he is as straight as Lombardo Street, errr, he is as straight as the Road to Hana, errr, he is as straight as Owen Wilson's nose.

Wow. An unexpected, surprise appearance from someone who actually knows me well. I'm pleasantly surprised! Of course, I won't mention your insistence to this day that a certain woman (initials P.W.) was super hot, a characterization that calls all of your judgments for eternity into question.

Ragu does like Coldplay and he did once macrame himself a pair of jean shorts.

Holy ****. I can't believe you went there. Rememer those mp3s you hit me with a few years ago--the guy who sounded like a cross between Tiny Tim and the brokeback folk singer?

Alex, why are you and Big Ragu arguing so much, did something happen between the two of you?

They got into a fight over which one had a bigger crush on you.

 

[grrlhack]

Chelsea is definitely an interesting area. My former roommate is from NYC and grew up on 17th St. in Chelsea, so I have visited it several times. Definitely some diversity up there. That said, Ragu, you should have taken the free condoms, because, hey, everyone gets lucky sometimes. I don't know what you look like behind the sign (other than that pretty dress you sported one time), but my guess is that the two men who approached you were probably hitting on you. I mean, that's not a bad thing, but they might have been taking a stab, hoping they would get lucky and you'd be gay! Take it as a compliment.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Chelsea is definitely an interesting area. My former roommate is from NYC and grew up on 17th St. in Chelsea, so I have visited it several times. Definitely some diversity up there. That said, Ragu, you should have taken the free condoms, because, hey, everyone gets lucky sometimes. I don't know what you look like behind the sign (other than that pretty dress you sported one time), but my guess is that the two men who approached you were probably hitting on you. I mean, that's not a bad thing, but they might have been taking a stab, hoping they would get lucky and you'd be gay! Take it as a compliment.

When I was an undergrad in college, they had these free magazines that they put out in one of the student unions every month, and an advertiser inserted condoms into the magazines. I knew some guys who went through the stack of magazines and poked holes in the condoms through the wrappers with a pin. (wonderful practical joke, eh?) That has been in the back of my mind every time I have seen someone offering free condoms since.

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

Knowing Ragu as I do, I can tell you he is as straight as Lombardo Street, errr, he is as straight as the Road to Hana, errr, he is as straight as Owen Wilson's nose.

Wow. An unexpected, surprise appearance from someone who actually knows me well. I'm pleasantly surprised! Of course, I won't mention your insistence to this day that a certain woman (initials P.W.) was super hot, a characterization that calls all of your judgments for eternity into question.

Someone actually thought Pam Ward was hot ????

 

[Idaho]

1. Ragu doesn't get lucky. He meets Dutch chicks that live with their boyfriends.

2. You said "taking a stab" teehehehehe

 

[Chi City 81]

you can come out from behind that piece of paper anytime now!

Maybe the piece of paper is symbolic of his life. Maybe he is hiding something from everyone and afraid to come out and admit to it ?

God, you just don't get it, do you?

Were you born missing the humor gene?

He's missing more than just the humor gene, IJAG.

Like a chromosome or two?

 

[DyePack]

Tomorrow night Ragu will thrill us with a tale about his encounter with some street urchins who tried to convert him to Druidism.

Don't miss it.

 

[grrlhack]

1. Ragu doesn't get lucky. He meets Dutch chicks that live with their boyfriends.

2. You said "taking a stab" teehehehehe

You know, there's just never anything you can say that doesn't have the innuendo! LOL...And yeah, I said "taking a stab" :-)

 

[The Big Ragu]

Tomorrow night Ragu will thrill us with a tale about his encounter with some street urchins who tried to convert him to Druidism.

Don't miss it.

And tonight, Dyepack will once again stalk me onto a thread and say something inane about me (in this case, I don't even have an inkling about what your objection is). But as usual, thanks for your obsession with me. It's so gosh-darned flattering.

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

He doesn't seem druish

 

[The Big Ragu]

1. Ragu doesn't get lucky. He meets Dutch chicks that live with their boyfriends.

2. You said "taking a stab" teehehehehe

Danish, not Dutch. Never gone Dutch. Closest I came was my South African girlfriend who lived with me for 6 months. She wasn't Dutch, but she spoke Afrikaans, which is a lot like Dutch.

 

[DyePack]

Tomorrow night Ragu will thrill us with a tale about his encounter with some street urchins who tried to convert him to Druidism.

Don't miss it.

And tonight, Dyepack will once again stalk me onto a thread and say something inane about me (in this case, I don't even have an inkling about what your objection is). But as usual, thanks for your obsession with me. It's so gosh-darned flattering.

Ragu:

Please lower your resistance-to-humor gauge to stun. It's set on kill right now.

Sincerely,

Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Starship Enterprise

 

[sportschick]

He doesn't seem druish

Ragu's sister?

 

[The Big Ragu]

Tomorrow night Ragu will thrill us with a tale about his encounter with some street urchins who tried to convert him to Druidism.

Don't miss it.

And tonight, Dyepack will once again stalk me onto a thread and say something inane about me (in this case, I don't even have an inkling about what your objection is). But as usual, thanks for your obsession with me. It's so gosh-darned flattering.

Ragu:

Please lower your resistance-to-humor gauge to stun. It's set on kill right now.

Sincerely,

Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Starship Enterprise

For once, you're right... I'm sorry. So used to being picked at by you that I didn't give it a fair read.

 

[CaptainCharisma]

Big Ragu if you are gay that is OK just don't be hitting on me. I personally don't think that is a good life style but as long as you don't try to mess with me you are good. I don't think you are but if you were refer to above.

Go play in rush hour traffic, you epic piece of dried dog****.

 

[indiansnetwork]

Big Ragu if you are gay that is OK just don't be hitting on me. I personally don't think that is a good life style but as long as you don't try to mess with me you are good. I don't think you are but if you were refer to above.

Go play in rush hour traffic, you epic piece of dried dog****.

So glad you respect human life. I am sure people that murder and commit horrible crimes are fine by you as long as they elimate people who you don't like. (for unknown reasons)

 

[DyePack]

Big Ragu if you are gay that is OK just don't be hitting on me. I personally don't think that is a good life style but as long as you don't try to mess with me you are good. I don't think you are but if you were refer to above.

Go play in rush hour traffic, you epic piece of dried dog****.

So glad you respect human life. I am sure people that murder and commit horrible crimes are fine by you as long as they elimate people who you don't like. (for unknown reasons)

So we just let the animals kill each other? [/trainingday]

 

[slappy4428]

Big Ragu if you are gay that is OK just don't be hitting on me. I personally don't think that is a good life style but as long as you don't try to mess with me you are good. I don't think you are but if you were refer to above.

Go play in rush hour traffic, you epic piece of dried dog****.

Well, didn't Mr. Warmth turn this thread all soft and fuzzy...

 

[indiansnetwork]

So glad you respect human life. I am sure people that murder and commit horrible crimes are fine by you as long as they eliminate people who you don't like. (for unknown reasons)

ATTENTION ALL UNITS - possible threadjacking in progress...suspect is considered to be unarmed, unintelligent and completely pathetic...
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That was funny. LOL
What is funnier is that newspapers around the country are losing money and laying people off. A few reasons why, newspapers are out of date in the day of digital technologies, arrogant and ignorant writers are turning people away and they are usually have poorly written and non-factual articles.