No, Virginia ...

[Oggiedoggie]

This is in the Post, not the Sun:

http://nypost.com/2017/10/04/archaeologists-discover-the-tomb-of-santa-claus/

But, then again, isn't The Sun dead, too?

 

[Baron Scicluna]

I always find it amusing that Virginia's dad says that if it's in the Sun, then it's true. Guess her dad never heard of fake news.