Newly available: Danica Patrick

[Bob Cook]

Danica Patrick changed her Facebook status to "single."

http://espn.go.com/racing/nascar/cup/story/_/id/8656901/danica-patrick-divorcing-husband-7-years

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

one more crash for her.

 

[Double Down]

Surprising. Normally she seems like such a pleasant person, totally capable of mature discourse.

 

[LongTimeListener]

"How come you don't write about our marital problems? Our marriages are way messier than hers!" /jealousdrivers

 

[dixiehack]

one more crash for her.

Did she blame this one on inferior equipment too?

 

[bpoindexter]

Wonder if anyone at ESPN will try and get up close and personal with her over this? Wait, ESPN is already as up close and personal with her as it can get.

 

[da man]

Aw, hell, I'd hit it. And come on, you know you would, too.

 

[Steak Snabler]

She was on Adam Carolla's podcast a week or two ago. In retrospect, it did seem awfully uncomfortable when he asked her about her husband (whom he'd met in the past).

 

[imjustagirl]

one more crash for her.

Did she blame this one on inferior equipment too?

Awesome.

I'm not sure "schadenfreude" even sums up my emotions on this one.

 

[Shoeless Joe]

one more crash for her.

Did she blame this one on inferior equipment too?

The husband did ... little tits.

 

[Armchair_QB]

"How come you don't write about our marital problems? Our marriages are way messier than hers!" /jealousdrivers

"YOU ONLY COVER US WHEN THE HOT CHICK GETS A DIVORCE!!!!"

 

[Yodel]

I hear they just hit a wall in their relationship

 

[Football_Bat]

If she hooked up with Tim Tebow, ESPN would turn into a smoking crater.

 

[LongTimeListener]

The husband probably just rear-ended her, and she said it was out of nowhere but really she was the one who caused the bumping, and then she came back and rear-ended him and that was definitely unexpected, and they just could never recover.

 

[YGBFKM]

Shrew(ed) move.

 

[Versatile]

The husband probably just rear-ended her, and she said it was out of nowhere but really she was the one who caused the bumping, and then she came back and rear-ended him and that was definitely unexpected, and they just could never recover.

You never rear-end your wife without discussing it first.

 

[TigerVols]

Clearly, she said, "Go, daddy."

 

[murphyc]

I wonder if she is seeing much Smoke.

 

[Vombatus]

If she hooked up with Tim Tebow, ESPN would turn into a smoking crater.

I'd like to see her smoking crater.

 

[steveu]

Crackers. Bed. You know the rest.