newbie challenge

[this_guy]

You've all inspired this newbie (meaning me) to go get a pint somewhere. (Fairly) new job, new city. Gotta venture and see what I can find. Cheers.

 

[Buck]

If a train carrying 400 pounds of ground horse flesh, 700 pound of soy milk and the FAMU marching band leaves Philadelphia at 7 a.m. and travels west at 117 mph, and a tractor trailer carrying M. Night Shyamalan and 600 pounds of John Madden soiled underwear leaves Waulnut Creek California heading north at 85 mph, how long would it take the ghost of Thurman Munson to have sex with Boots' back-door girl and finish on her grill?

Is the marching band carrying its instruments or were they sent by air?

Reed and brass instruments were sent by air. Percussion and color guard equipment is on the train.

 

[21]

If a train carrying 400 pounds of ground horse flesh, 700 pound of soy milk and the FAMU marching band leaves Philadelphia at 7 a.m. and travels west at 117 mph, and a tractor trailer carrying M. Night Shyamalan and 600 pounds of John Madden soiled underwear leaves Waulnut Creek California heading north at 85 mph, how long would it take the ghost of Thurman Munson to have sex with Boots' back-door girl and finish on her grill?

Is the marching band carrying its instruments or were they sent by air?

Reed and brass instruments were sent by air. Percussion and color guard equipment is on the train.

Uniforms? Tall hats or short? Are feathers involved?

Also, the soiled underwear, was it boxers or briefs? We will presume size XXL in either case...

 

[spaceman]

... feathers are always involved, somehow.

 

[Buck]

If a train carrying 400 pounds of ground horse flesh, 700 pound of soy milk and the FAMU marching band leaves Philadelphia at 7 a.m. and travels west at 117 mph, and a tractor trailer carrying M. Night Shyamalan and 600 pounds of John Madden soiled underwear leaves Waulnut Creek California heading north at 85 mph, how long would it take the ghost of Thurman Munson to have sex with Boots' back-door girl and finish on her grill?

Is the marching band carrying its instruments or were they sent by air?

Reed and brass instruments were sent by air. Percussion and color guard equipment is on the train.

Uniforms?  Tall hats or short? Are feathers involved?

Also, the soiled underwear, was it boxers or briefs? We will presume size XXL in either case...

The uniforms are on the train, but the sequins and feathers are being driven in a university van. Somebody forgot to pack them.
Madden's underwear are boxers, the big ones. The nature and volume of the soiling, of course, varies.

 

[Fubar]

This is what I take from this thread...

John Madden is just plain lazy. 600 pounds of soiled underwear? That's a whole lot of ****tin' your shorts. We're talking about months of continuous effort here (or non-effort, I guess). It's conjuring up images in my head that I just don't want to think about.

Eat steak.
Watch TV.
Soil underpants.
Release wry smile.
Ring bell to summon young changing boy.
Allow him to do his thing.
Repeat.

 

[sportsed]

And we have a late entry beating out "Fluffernutter" as the week's worst thread. Congrats to all who participated.

 

[KP]

I challenge the newbies to get me as much Captain Morgan and Coke as possible. Have a good day.

 

[sportschick]

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