Name Game

[Chef]

Come up with your best name-name.........

For example, if Olivia Newton John married Wayne Newton, got divorced, kept his name, but married Elton John...........Olivia Newton-John Newton John.

 

[Lion_Woods]

Arnold Schwarzenegger will divorce his wife and marry Shirley Temple Black, and she will be called Shirley Temple Black-Negger.

 

[sportschick]

 

[PeteyPirate]

I baseball player Shea Hillenbrand and former UConn women's basketball star Shea Ralph get married, there is the possibility of a pair of Shea Hillenbrands.

 

[tyler durden 71351]

If Lewis Libby marries the NPR reporter who is covering his case, Libby Lewis, he would make her Libby Libby.

 

[spaceman]

we did this years ago.

How do you think Stan Belinda Carlisle came to SportsJournalists.com?

 

[joe king]

If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader.

 

[Chef]

What if Vijay Singh gave up his gig as a golfer, and became a jock for MTV?

He then would be.........yes,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Vijay the VJ.

 

[westcoastvol]

If Nadia Comaneci married the Earl of Sandwich, she'd be Nadia Comaneci Sandwich.

 

[ServeItUp]

If Picabo Street married former NY Ranger Jeff Beukeboom, she would be Picabo Beukeboom.

 

[CradleRobber]

Come up with your best name-name.........

For example, if Olivia Newton John married Wayne Newton, got divorced, kept his name, but married Elton John...........Olivia Newton-John Newton John.

But isn't Elton gay?

 

[sportschick]

Come up with your best name-name.........

For example, if Olivia Newton John married Wayne Newton, got divorced, kept his name, but married Elton John...........Olivia Newton-John Newton John.

But isn't Elton gay?

He married a woman once.

 

[PaseanaARG]

Straight!

 

[HandsomeHarley]

If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he would be Boog Alou.

 

[westcoastvol]

If Chipper Jones married Kerry Wood, in the phone book, it'd read Wood Chipper.

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

As pointed out by Simmons before, what about Leelee Sobieski and Ashley Lelie......Leelee Lelie.

 

[Herbert Anchovy]

If Connie Chung married former Bills long snapper Adam Lingner, she'd be Connie Lingner.

 

[Moderator1]

If Lynn Redgrave married Fred Lynn she'd be Lynn Lynn.

So I guess she'd be a panda.

 

[pa writer]

If mo vaughn married NASCAR driver bill lester, he'd be a dirty mo lester.

 

[Double J]

If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he would be Boog Alou.

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner.....