My So-Called Half-Life

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Hello.

My name is Jay.

I am 50 years, 3 hours and 21 minutes old.

Condolences welcome. ;)
 
Re: My half-life

Stan says get crazy and give the Codas some stinky food :D

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I merely say, Happy Birthday, and I hope you're around for another 50 birthdays.
 
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Re: My half-life

You think you're going to get to 100? I'm pretty sure you passed the halfway mark a couple decades ago. :D

Happy birthday to you and the coda.
 
Re: My half-life

Happy Birthday, Shotty!
Many, many more...
But considering your age...um, well....wellllllll..........


:D
 
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Re: My half-life

Flash, you must not have gotten the memo: 50 is the new 40. ;)
 
Re: My half-life

Well, thank Christ, that means I'm just over a third of the way there.
 
Re: My half-life

shotglass said:
Hello.

My name is Jay.

I am 50 years, 3 hours and 21 minutes old.

Condolences welcome. ;)
Click to expand...
You still have a long way to go before you dye... happy birthday, daddy-o
 
Re: My half-life

50 years of HELMETS!

Good stuff.

Happy Birthday, shotty.
 
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