My new hero

[TheSportsPredictor]

1) Dude meets hot chick online
2) Dude is 30, hot chick is 21
3) Dude convinces hot chick to move to U.S. from Australia
4) Dude gets engaged to hot chick
5) Dude marries hot chick in a freaking Taco Bell
6) This takes place in Normal

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[mike311gd]

I want to get married in a Taco Bell. You know, I'd settle for a trip to Taco Bell.

 

[User 1019]

And I thought I was bad for taking my girlfriend to Taco Hell after the prom.

 

[AgatePage]

So many people don't understand the allure of the Twin Cities. I'm glad someone does. </bluefont>

 

[Point of Order]

They'll probably find out later they're brother and sister.

 

[mike311gd]

I'd marry my sister for Taco Bell.

 

[Batman]

Only thing that could make this dude any more of a stud is if he got up from the table and said, "Well babe, I'll see ya later. My break's about up."
And then threw on his apron and drive-thru headset and went behind the counter.

 

[Cosmo]

I just farted.

You did mention Taco Bell ...

 

[Cape_Fear]

They'll probably find out later they're brother and sister.

That would really make the same last name ironic.

 

[Double J]

I have trouble convincing women 80-100 miles away that distance doesn't have to be an obstacle in dating, and this freaking guy convinces a babe to move from Australia for him?

:-[

 

[dreunc1542]

I have trouble convincing women 80-100 miles away that distance doesn't have to be an obstacle in dating, and this freaking guy convinces a babe to move from Australia for him?

:-[

It's the accent.

 

[schiezainc]

I originally thought this was a tacky idea and then found out that the whole wedding cost them $200.

My fiancee has already said no to this and any other fast food restaurant ceremonies.

 

[imjustagirl]

If only she had said no one question earlier.

 

[Double J]

I have trouble convincing women 80-100 miles away that distance doesn't have to be an obstacle in dating, and this freaking guy convinces a babe to move from Australia for him?

:-[

It's the accent.

Well, I have a midwestern Ontario accent....

 

[Cosmo]

And that differs from a southeastern Prince Edward Island accent how?

 

[mike311gd]

I originally thought this was a tacky idea and then found out that the whole wedding cost them $200.

My fiancee has already said no to this and any other fast food restaurant ceremonies.

Try Friendly's. And get the appetizer planter. You won't be sorry.

 

[Double J]

And that differs from a southeastern Prince Edward Island accent how?

I've never been to P.E.I., let alone the southeastern portion of that province, so I honestly can't say.

I've just been told by people who don't live in this part of Ontario that we who do live here have a distinctive accent.

 

[slappy4428]

And that differs from a southeastern Prince Edward Island accent how?

I've never been to P.E.I., let alone the southeastern portion of that province, so I honestly can't say.

I've just been told by people who don't live in this part of Ontario that we who do live here have a distinctive accent.

It sounds just like... fail? Wait... that's Toronto in the first week of April...

 

[Cosmo]

Not trying to pick a fight. I just remember when I was in eastern Nunavut, the accent was different than in north central Yukon.

Go Ravens.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

I originally thought this was a tacky idea and then found out that the whole wedding cost them $200.

My fiancee has already said no to this and any other fast food restaurant ceremonies.

Of course, the flight from Sydney cost $1500 or so. Not to quibble or anything.