My Life Is Average

[The Good Doctor]

Enjoy.

http://new.mylifeisaverage.com/

 

[dargan]

My 17-year-old brother sent me this earlier today. We both like it, but not as much as textsfromlastnight.com.

 

[imjustagirl]

tfln.com is the best site I've seen in a long time. it's second for me to overheardinnewyork.com.

 

[old_tony]

Holy ****, that's some funny stuff.

 

[dooley_womack1]

"Today, I wrote a paper single-spaced. I double-spaced it when I was done and it was twice as long. MLIA."

 

[Trey Beamon]

tfln.com is the best site I've seen in a long time. it's second for me to overheardinnewyork.com.

Nah ... textsfromlastnight is better. Barely.

 

[imjustagirl]

tfln.com is the best site I've seen in a long time. it's second for me to overheardinnewyork.com.

Nah ... textsfromlastnight is better. Barely.

You only say that because I submitted some of yours.

 

[Trey Beamon]

tfln.com is the best site I've seen in a long time. it's second for me to overheardinnewyork.com.

Nah ... textsfromlastnight is better. Barely.

You only say that because I submitted some of yours.

I hate you.

 

[dargan]

" I found a mosquito bite on my knee. I tried really hard not to scratch it, but I did. MLIA. "

 

[The Good Doctor]

Pallister apparently posts there:

Today, I went to put ketchup on my burger but it came out sort of clear and runny. I shook the bottle and it came out thicker. MLIA

 

[The Good Doctor]

Today when I was checking out at the gas station I was one penny short, but they had a leave a penny, take a penny tray. I took a penny. MLIA

 

[dargan]

That's a good one.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I have issues with Tourette's about once a week. Seven days after my last outbreak, I had another one. MLIMFCSA

 

[dargan]

I have issues with Tourette's about once a week. Seven days after my last outbreak, I had another one. MLIMFCSA

LOL

 

[dooley_womack1]

"Today, I stumbled upon the facebook of a girl I strongly dislike. So I looked through all of her pictures to pass the time. MLIA"

About a third of these seem to be about farts or things that sound like farts.

 

[dooley_womack1]

And BYH apparently a member there:

"Today I shaved my pubes off. My **** looks bigger, but still not big. MLIA"

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

Today, my wife told me she is pregnant. I'm the father. MLIA.

 

[dooley_womack1]

"Today, my friend made a joke on AIM (aol instant messenger). I said "lol". I didn't really laugh. MLIA"

The funniest part of the above is that someone thought he had to explain what AIM was.

 

[KG]

I have to stop laughing at these before my boss' boss figures out I'm online. She keeps giving me looks.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I'm on my work computer looking at sites that have nothing to do with my job. MLIA