Missing person alert: Where is BYH?

[imjustagirl2]

I haven't seen the jerk posting for a few days. I know he wasn't able to kick his addiction that easily.

So what's the deal?

Who wants to try to guess (bonus points for anything potentially libelous)?

 

[Bubbler]

I killed him. I was jealous of his sexual prowess.

 

[sportschick]

His head exploded after the 500 gazillionth time he and Pube argued over ARod.

 

[Bubbler]

Maybe he couldn't live with himself since he turned himself into an acronym. It's not unlike the credibility slide from Jefferson Airplane to Jefferson Starship to just Starship, except he skipped the middle part.

Right now, he's working on the SJ posting equivalent to doing the soundtrack of Mannequin. C'mon, BYH, snap out of it! Nothin's Gonna Stop You Now! No wait, scratch that, avoid Nothin's Gonna Stop Us Now!

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Actually he's shacked up with Buck.

They rented Beaches, The Bridges of Madison County and The English Patient. They have a couple bottles of a nice white wine and will be snuggling by the fire in front of the TV all weekend.

 

[The Big Ragu]

I know I am no BYH, and no one really give a **** that I have been more away than on lately. But the reason I haven't posted much is that I have been kinda busy. Mostly not in a fun way, but I do have something fun planned for tonight. If BYH does show up (and I don't mean on the side of a milk carton), please tell him that I think he's a good egg.

 

[Bubbler]

Seems like BYH's absences generate these kinds of threads fairly often, but he never really ever totally flies the coop.

What I want to know is where Tron disappeared to. Dude cracked my ass up.

Come back Tron, liven this place up some. And **** all those dip****s who got into your grill!

 

[dooley_womack1]

BYH is hunting birds.

 

[sportschick]

I think that calls for a pic, Dools.

 

[dooley_womack1]

 

[spnited]

Truth is, he has been banished from the board for a week because he lost a bet...MUAHAHAHAHAAHA.
And he's about to lose another one ... MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[sportschick]

Damn, and I was starting to think he'd learned of IJAG's love of dark meat and ran away :D

 

[Hank_Scorpio]

Truth is, he has been banished from the board for a week because he lost a bet...MUAHAHAHAHAAHA.
And he's about to lose another one ... MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

And he actually followed through with the consequences of losing a bet. His betting partner usually welches on paying off bets.

 

[Songbird]

He's joined the band ...

 

[Oz]

 

[dooley_womack1]

Truth is, he has been banished from the board for a week because he lost a bet...MUAHAHAHAHAAHA.
And he's about to lose another one ... MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

And he actually followed through with the consequences of losing a bet.

:o

 

[Moderator1]

All I know is I'm innocent.

 

[slappy4428]

Damn, and I thought he was busy with a fundraiser for Webby...

 

[farmerjerome]

All I know is I'm innocent.

Liar. :D

 

[Smasher_Sloan]

Weather's getting colder so he might be at Goodwill, trying on trench coats.