MIKE HAMPTON STARTING TODAY

[king cranium maximus IV]

 

[User 1019]

There's some wasted bandwidth.

 

[Big Circus]

There's some wasted bandwidth.

Yeah, he'll probably get scratched anyway.

 

[Trey Beamon]

king cranium maximus IV:

 

[KevinmH9]

There's some wasted bandwidth.

Yeah, he'll probably get scratched anyway.

That or he'll trip or something on his way to the ballpark and break his arm. Wasn't it Clint Barnes a few years ago who broke something when carrying groceries up to his apartment?

 

[Big Circus]

There's some wasted bandwidth.

Yeah, he'll probably get scratched anyway.

That or he'll trip or something on his way to the ballpark and break his arm. Wasn't it Clint Barnes a few years ago who broke something when carrying groceries up to his apartment?

I think it was actually a whole deer or some other animal he shot, but yeah, that was him.

 

[Claws for Concern]

Great! The Rockies are finally getting something for all that money they gave that ******* years ago!

 

[Steak Snabler]

He has strained a pec muscle in his last two "comeback" starts — one for the Braves in April and one for their Double-A squad earlier this month — so I wouldn't put any money in him actually getting to the mound.

 

[KevinmH9]

IF he gets to the mound, he'll likely be shelled by that Phillies line-up. Hampton is likely going to be very, very rusty and against the Phils' line-up, not a team you want to be shaking that rust off against.

 

[Write-brained]

He'll take a no-hitter into the eighth.

 

[Cowboycane]

IF he gets to the mound, he'll likely be shelled by that Phillies line-up. Hampton is likely going to be very, very rusty and against the Phils' line-up, not a team you want to be shaking that rust off against.

Good Lord willing

[/PhilliesFanboi]

 

[dixiehack]

Put me down for strained quad in the third inning.

 

[spnited]

I'm thinking Hampton's O/U is the third inning. A co-worker last night thought more like third warm-up pitch.

 

[ondeadline]

My money is on an injury during pregame warmups.

 

[king cranium maximus IV]

Hampton is the difference between this team as is and

[/Frank Wren]

 

[healingman]

I see strained yapp muscle in 2nd inning as a possibility.

 

[king cranium maximus IV]

HERE HE COMES

 

[beefncheddar]

IF he gets to the mound, he'll likely be shelled by that Phillies line-up. Hampton is likely going to be very, very rusty and against the Phils' line-up, not a team you want to be shaking that rust off against.

Not sure you've been paying attention to that "powerful" Phils offense lately. Because it's been dog**** for weeks.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Holy crap. Hampton just threw a pitch without injury.

 

[king cranium maximus IV]

Three pitches in. Do you believe in miracles?