"Michele's Must Read List"

[Big Circus]

Also hilarious: Marcus Bachmann pretending he's never put his lips around a disgusting, horrible, sweet, sweet, juicy corndog.

Bruno: "So you were never gay? It's ironic that you should have amazing blow job lips."

Man: "These lips were made to praise Jesus."

Bruno: "No they were made for something else but you're just not using it for that."

Holy ****, YF, that's not cool to make me laugh like that at work.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

This is downright disgusting ...

because it's a vegetarian corn dog. Who gets a veggie corn dog!?!

 

[Mizzougrad96]

This is downright disgusting ...

because it's a vegetarian corn dog. Who gets a veggie corn dog!?!

Doesn't that get you kicked out of Texas?

 

[Point of Order]

Michele in her earlier days (I had no idea she was an LSU fan)...

 

[SpeedTchr]

Yep, he's comfortable with a big, fat 12-incher in his mouth.

Hmmm, so is ol' Hill...

No public figure should EVER eat anything in public. Period.

 

[Point of Order]

 

[Inky_Wretch]

I'm scared of what might be showing up on y'all's searches that are finding these photos.

 

[User 1019]

Most would have to admit she would likely be better off not voicing every precious thought which pops into her head . . .

RT @AdamWCNC: Michele Bachmann just wished Elvis a happy birthday at a Spartanburg, SC rally. Today is the 34th anniversary of his death.

Happy Death Day, Elvis!

Yeah. She lost the Memphis and Tupelo votes with that one.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

You can't defend the Elvis mistake. If someone in her campaign gave that to her, she should tear them a new asshole.

She's had two pretty embarrassing errors in the last month or so and that's not counting the corndog.

I don't understand her appeal. The only thing I've determined about her is that the people in Iowa must be really ****ing stupid.

 

[Dick Whitman]

You can't defend the Elvis mistake. If someone in her campaign gave that to her, she should tear them a new asshole.

She's had two pretty embarrassing errors in the last month or so and that's not counting the corndog.

I don't understand her appeal. The only thing I've determined about her is that the people in Iowa must be really ****ing stupid.

Is there anyone in the Republican field you don't consider the second coming of Hitler?

 

[Mizzougrad96]

I hate Bachmann and Santorum and while I think he's very intelligent, I'm ready for Gingrich to go away as well.

I'm indifferent on Cain. I like Huntsman a lot, but I know he has no chance. I think Romney is vanilla, but I think he can beat Obama. I'm intrigued by Perry and I think he would have a good chance to win the general. Paul Ryan intrigues me as well.

Paul is interesting, but has enough extreme stances that he's unelectable.

I used to like Gingrich, but it's not the mid-1990s. He needs to go away.

I can't stand Bachmann and Santorum.

 

[User 11148]

You can't defend the Elvis mistake. If someone in her campaign gave that to her, she should tear them a new asshole.

She's had two pretty embarrassing errors in the last month or so and that's not counting the corndog.

I don't understand her appeal. The only thing I've determined about her is that the people in Iowa must be really ****ing stupid.

Of course someone in her campaign gave it to her. No presidential candidate of reasonable "heft" does on-the-fly background work like that. Even back in Truman's '48 whistle-stop, they had a cadre of people doing research to localize the speeches he'd give at all those little towns.

Now you might say, well, the staffer got it right but she flubbed it. But I can't for the life of me envision a staffer who thought it would make for some nice color to mention Elvis' day of passing.

 

[printdust]

I hate Bachmann and Santorum and while I think he's very intelligent, I'm ready for Gingrich to go away as well.

I'm indifferent on Cain. I like Huntsman a lot, but I know he has no chance. I think Romney is vanilla, but I think he can beat Obama. I'm intrigued by Perry and I think he would have a good chance to win the general. Paul Ryan intrigues me as well.

Paul is interesting, but has enough extreme stances that he's unelectable.

I used to like Gingrich, but it's not the mid-1990s. He needs to go away.

I can't stand Bachmann and Santorum.

I don't mind Santorum. I'm kind of up and down on Bachmann.

Romney is plain vanilla but can beat Obama - but what the hell would that accomplish? We don't need vanilla right now. We need Peaches and Cream. We need a someone who will lead and not do windup sound bytes and lip service to working people, understanding that they are the largest section of consumers who the economy depends upon and they need jobs and financial relief.

Gingrich is the worst of the bunch, bar none. I believe if you treat your family like ****, you can't possibly have the conscience to care for America.

 

[Dick Whitman]

I hate Bachmann and Santorum and while I think he's very intelligent, I'm ready for Gingrich to go away as well.

I'm indifferent on Cain. I like Huntsman a lot, but I know he has no chance. I think Romney is vanilla, but I think he can beat Obama. I'm intrigued by Perry and I think he would have a good chance to win the general. Paul Ryan intrigues me as well.

Paul is interesting, but has enough extreme stances that he's unelectable.

I used to like Gingrich, but it's not the mid-1990s. He needs to go away.

I can't stand Bachmann and Santorum.

Gingrich is the worst of the bunch, bar none. I believe if you treat your family like ****, you can't possibly have the conscience to care for America.

Nah.

People are complex.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

I hate Bachmann and Santorum and while I think he's very intelligent, I'm ready for Gingrich to go away as well.

I'm indifferent on Cain. I like Huntsman a lot, but I know he has no chance. I think Romney is vanilla, but I think he can beat Obama. I'm intrigued by Perry and I think he would have a good chance to win the general. Paul Ryan intrigues me as well.

Paul is interesting, but has enough extreme stances that he's unelectable.

I used to like Gingrich, but it's not the mid-1990s. He needs to go away.

I can't stand Bachmann and Santorum.

What about Christie?

 

[Mizzougrad96]

If Christie runs, I vote for Christie.

 

[Dick Whitman]

Is there a prayer in hell that Palin still joins this fray? When is it too late?

 

[Baron Scicluna]

I don't mind Santorum. I'm kind of up and down on Bachmann.

Romney is plain vanilla but can beat Obama - but what the hell would that accomplish? We don't need vanilla right now. We need Peaches and Cream. Herb. We need a someone who will lead and not do windup sound bytes and lip service to working people, understanding that they are the largest section of consumers who the economy depends upon and they need jobs and financial relief.

Gingrich is the worst of the bunch, bar none. I believe if you treat your family like ****, you can't possibly have the conscience to care for America.
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Fixed.

We need these guys.

 

[Ben_Hecht]

I hate Bachmann and Santorum and while I think he's very intelligent, I'm ready for Gingrich to go away as well.

I'm indifferent on Cain. I like Huntsman a lot, but I know he has no chance. I think Romney is vanilla, but I think he can beat Obama. I'm intrigued by Perry and I think he would have a good chance to win the general. Paul Ryan intrigues me as well.

Paul is interesting, but has enough extreme stances that he's unelectable.

I used to like Gingrich, but it's not the mid-1990s. He needs to go away.

I can't stand Bachmann and Santorum.

I don't mind Santorum. I'm kind of up and down on Bachmann.

Romney is plain vanilla but can beat Obama - but what the hell would that accomplish? We don't need vanilla right now. We need Peaches and Cream. We need a someone who will lead and not do windup sound bytes and lip service to working people, understanding that they are the largest section of consumers who the economy depends upon and they need jobs and financial relief.

Well, that ain't Perry. He's just another Koch-smoker, and if the likes of Red McCoombs thinks RP is the greatest thing since sliced bread (which he does), that's just another reason to run far, far away.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

If Christie runs, I vote for Christie.

^^^ This .... And GOD I hope he runs!